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| Euphorica@AUS |
| quote: | Originally posted by escee
your job sounds . |
It has it perks, lots of nice T & A comes in throughout the shift
:)
Hunter
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?"
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a South Carolina huntin' license?"
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a South Carolina hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly "Just where the hell are you from?"
The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said "You tell me, expert." |
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| TranceBunnY |
| quote: | Originally posted by escee
ahah
you should thank your parents, parents go first in all acceptance speeches! |
:conf: :conf: :conf:
oK ..
and my parents
bcoz escee said so |
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| Fraggle |
hahahaahahah
hmmm, so considerate :) |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceBunnY
ill like to thank GOD
Euphorica@AUS
escee
ves
Philby
DJ_hellen_k
and
Fraggle
Thx guys and gals :)
oH and ill like to thank god |
haha u forgot jolene
she wont be happy
"id like to thank you all for coming, especially my dad"
"id like thank everyone, my mum, my dad and especially my parents" |
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| escee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fraggle
hmmm...lets just say beer bottle soccer on nye (= ++alcohol) is not a favourable sport with people's heads :D |
hehe nice
the funniest thing thats happened to a friend i can think off atm (involving injury) was this time when these bmx bandits were riding down this street. So 3 guys got into a car and one had a bucket of water. So he is leaning out the front passenger window without a belt. These bandos then go down a street, so the car follows.
Friend = Straight line
Car = Turning
Inertia = In Full Force
Friend falls out the window and since he had no shirt on his body is scratched to all hell and bleeding profusely. |
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| TranceBunnY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Philby
haha u forgot jolene
she wont be happy
"id like to thank you all for coming, especially my dad"
"id like thank everyone, my mum, my dad and especially my parents" |
oH darn it
and OF COURSE JOLENE ..thx :) :) :) :) :) :) |
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| Euphorica@AUS |
| 1:32 AM philby got owned |
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| Fraggle |
ouch >_<
damn i would hate to jump/fall out of a moving car...specially on asphalt, definitely do some nasty damage i'm sure :(
least he had a bucket of water to wash all the blood away :)
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| InAcoma |
you know tiesto has the body
he really likes to spin the decks
but when his flirting with the kandi raver at the front
you know his not all that
When PvD spins it sounds amazing
I like his eyes and his butt
I'd rather do it with ARMIN
he is wat a man is supposed to be
the only man i'll ever need
ARMIN do it with me
I'd rather do it with Armin
he really got me on my feet
armin wont u do it with me
OOOOHHHHH ARMIN
OOOOOOHHHH ARMINNNNNN
id really like 2 be with corsten
i think his really really cute
i wonder if i could get corsten
to wanna do it with armin
but
ID RATHER DO IT WITH ARMIN :D |
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| TranceBunnY |
| quote: | Originally posted by InAcoma
you know tiesto has the body
he really likes to spin the decks
but when his flirting with the kandi raver at the front
you know his not all that
When PvD spins it sounds amazing
I like his eyes and his butt
I'd rather do it with ARMIN
he is wat a man is supposed to be
the only man i'll ever need
ARMIN do it with me
I'd rather do it with Armin
he really got me on my feet
armin wont u do it with me
OOOOHHHHH ARMIN
OOOOOOHHHH ARMINNNNNN
id really like 2 be with corsten
i think his really really cute
i wonder if i could get corsten
to wanna do it with armin
but
ID RATHER DO IT WITH ARMIN :D |
hehehe MORE MORE |
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| Euphorica@AUS |
HAHAHHA esceee
serves the prick right |
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| InAcoma |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceBunnY
oH darn it
and OF COURSE JOLENE ..thx :) :) :) :) :) :) |
hehehe no worries ;)
ur my gay buddy |
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