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| TranceBunnY |
| quote: | Originally posted by InAcoma
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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LoL :haha: :haha: :haha:
--A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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| TranceBunnY |
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes. |
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| TranceBunnY |
The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.
Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!" |
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| TranceBunnY |
"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"
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| Xavier |
| hi au tas just here to say hello |
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| TranceBunnY |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier
hi au tas just here to say hello |
:) :) :)
welcome
and hello :)
feel free to post whore away. |
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| InAcoma |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceBunnY
"There are three words in the English language that end in -GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. The third one everyone uses every day and knows what it stands for. If you listened carefully, I already told you what the word is. What is the third word?"
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is this a trick q's? :conf: |
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| Philby |
eh
whats the answer already :p
wheres my fecking cuppa? |
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| InAcoma |
| is the answer language |
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| ferrycorstenfan |
| next time I make a cuppa, i best make it for about 20 :p |
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| Hybrid Junkie |
| HOLY ING , I don't check this for like 5 days or something and there's like 200 new pages????? WTF???? |
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| InAcoma |
| quote: | Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
next time I make a cuppa, i best make it for about 20 :p |
nah make one
n get 20 straws
sharing is caring :P |
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