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favorite quotes from The Simpsons
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| Brown Gino |
heres one from ralph
| quote: | | Principle skinner and Mr Crabable were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me. |
and one from Milhouse
| quote: | | they got chocolate milk now? |
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| Syphiux |
When Homer was on medicinal marihuana:
My fingers dont seem to fing alot.....oh there they go. |
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| albertoR |
| quote: | | Remember Alf? He's back! in Pog form.. |
Milhouse |
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| gurra |
Homer while chatting to someone outisde his house:
"I'm not easily impressed."
A few seconds later...
"WOW!!! A BLUE CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
:rolleyes: :D |
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| ze7 |
It tastes like burning..
-Ralph |
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| aspergian |
I find that my favorite quotes from The Simpsons are surrealistic.
Such as:
"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" -Ralph Wiggum
"The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots. Thank you." -- Military school Commandant's graduation address, "The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Just about anything Dr. Nick said. |
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| aspergian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Just about anything Dr. Nick said. |
LOL... yes... my favorite from him:
NICK RIVIERA: "Hey look, it's Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
That caught me off-guard. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| quote: | Originally posted by aspergian
LOL... yes... my favorite from him:
NICK RIVIERA: "Hey look, it's Mr. McGreg, with a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
That caught me off-guard. |
"Free nosejobs for everybody!"
"Holy smokes, you need booze!" |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by ze7
It tastes like burning..
-Ralph |
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| UWM |
Kearny's kid: "I sleep in a drawer"
Ralph: "Ms Hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another?
Ms. H: "No, Ralph, go to sleep."
R: "Sleep, yay, that's where I'm a viking."
R: "I bent my wookie."
Etc, ad nauseum. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Ralph: "Ms Hoover my worm crawled into my mouth and I ate the worm. Can I have another?
Ms. H: "No, Ralph, go to sleep."
R: "Sleep, yay, that's where I'm a viking."
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My favorite!!!
That and the "tastes like burning" one... |
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