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Wake up FLTA! (pg. 255)
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by BshidoHEAT
Good one Brent ;)
I got one for you!
A nun gets on a bus and takes a seat right behind the busdriver. After awhile of talking to him, the nun tells him
"Before I die, I would like to experience sex. However I need to remain a virgin to get into heaven, so I would have to take it in the butt. But, I could only be with someone who is neither married or has kids."
The busdriver thought a moment and agreed. They waited til everyone else got off, then parked the bus, and went in the back to do the deed.
Afterward, the busdriver broke down crying and said "Sister, I have something to confess. I'm actually married and have 2 kids."
The nun looked at him and said "That's ok, I have something to confess too... My name's John and I'm on my way to a costume party." |
UUUAAAHH!!! SICK!!! :eek: But funny. :haha:
TIME TO FEEL THE PAIN!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| Zewad |
I'm bored,... im not going out until anohter 90 min or so,... hopefully ill be able to provide another tantilizing drunk story tomorrow,.....
for now bordom is killing me,.... not even a hot pocket or an ego? no mini me we do not gnaw on our kitties. heel mini me heel!! does mini me like chocolates? they're from Brugge, that's in Belgium that's where daddy's from.... |
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| TranceLuver4evr |
Armin OWNZ!!!!
I had such a blast last night at Armin
omfg I'm so tired now........off to sleep |
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| Vero |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceLuver4evr
I did get the messege.......I was just at work at the time and forgot to reply to the messege
Brent told me what happened
Next time invite me to the "party"!!! ;) |
dude, you know you are allways invited to the party! wait, party tonight? what? oh yeah!!!! :crazy:
we need to party agin soon, i am thinking of planning a trip to ATL, maybe for the next big show that comes to your town. ill let ya know! |
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| DarkAngel |
| oh my GOD. im so drunk out of m mind right now.....i had a fun time at somelittle private paerty.....anm so drunk i dont remember where...hollywood? ugh.... |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
oh my GOD. im so drunk out of m mind right now.....i had a fun time at somelittle private paerty.....anm so drunk i dont remember where...hollywood? ugh.... |
if u can post, ur not drunk enought dark!!!! go hammer down 2 more beers and then well know ur drunk:tongue2 :D :p
and yes jack ARMIN OWNED!!!!!! i got owned by armin:eek: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
if u can post, ur not drunk enought dark!!!! go hammer down 2 more beers and then well know ur drunk:tongue2 :D :p
and yes jack ARMIN OWNED!!!!!! i got owned by armin:eek: |
dude im STILL rocking back and forth..i have 1 mo,re beer and im gonna puke! |
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| nchs09 |
| im feeling good too man ;) :p good times, we are both awake., i ahvent slept for the second night in a row, if i dont sleep tonight, 3 days with out sleeping!!:eek: |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
im feeling good too man ;) :p good times, we are both awake., i ahvent slept for the second night in a row, if i dont sleep tonight, 3 days with out sleeping!!:eek: |
man...3 nights.,....thats insane....hope ya get sime rest soon. i had so many Coronas tonight i lost count. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
man...3 nights.,....thats insane....hope ya get sime rest soon. i had so many Coronas tonight i lost count. |
lol i quit the booz. :), NAH!!!!! i will never quit the booz.. but im trying to go to bed now, enjoy ur buzz!!!!111!!!one ill enjoy mine |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
lol i quit the booz. :), NAH!!!!! i will never quit the booz.. but im trying to go to bed now, enjoy ur buzz!!!!111!!!one ill enjoy mine |
i havent quit the booze yet....im bout to go crash too.....damn im so tired.......maybe a brief party report tomorrow.......i plan on buying a new slipmat for one of my turntables. one of them is warped as hell.. |
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| DarkAngel |
OMG. Whata night. I went with 2 of my friends to a private party, some aristocrats were throwing it....some kinda important people but I don't remember. :rolleyes: I was sober when I got there but that changed hella quick when I started getting my hands on the CORONA. :gsmile: I drank no less than 10 last night and I was doing doubles: drinking 2 bottles at the same exact time. I did this twice, so I literally drank 4 Coronas in the space of 10 minutes. Music was a mix of old school disco, some techno, barely any trance but thank god there wasn't Hiphop. All in all, I had a great time. :)
Best part: I went out to eat after the party so there's very little risk of puking....I don't even have a headache!!!! :gsmile:  |
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