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The wierdest things happen to me...
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| Jiffy |
I usually have SOME kind of story to tell. Strange things happen to me fairly often. Whether it is my car funking up, going to jail by mistake, or whatever... Basically, when I screw something up, or when fate comes to bite me in the ass... it's a doozy.
This is what happened to me this afternoon. So, I know that this isn't too terribly disastrous, but it's just one of those "everyday things' that I have learned to live with. Seriously, this stuff happens WAY too often. It doesn't even bother me anymore; I just wait for the next suprise life sends my way.
Does this kind of stuff happen to anyone else?
Okay, so I'm a bit faded. Okay. No. I'm freakin whacked out of my mind... but that's not the point.
So, I was taking care of some things around the house (laundry, dishes, and such)
Anyway, so, I bought this 30' or so cable, that I could anchor somewhere and my doggie wouldn't run off, while I was outside doing other things. I don't have a fenced in yard... and that turkey likes to run for the woods.
Well.
I go out the front screen door... and get some stuff, while my doggie is playing.
Time to go back inside.
THE SCREEN DOOR IS LOCKED.
Now, you may not think that this is strange... but there is no push button lock on this door. It's a hook and eye latch... and it's pretty freakin rusty and hard to move anyway.
I'm ed up. ANd now I'm ed.
Well... I walked around to the backdoor... yup, locked. I took the screen off every window downstairs. The last window I came to... IT WAS UNLOCKED> hahaha. (which scares me, now... considering the robbery last year)
Anyway. I get the window open (the window on the side of the house that faces the road...) and I p ull an icechest up to the house. I toss the little girl in the window, and I look....
In between the cars passing my house... I hopped my ass through the window.
WTF?
HOW IN THE HEYALL DID I GET LOCKED OUTTA MY OWN DAMN HOUSE? |
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| Rodrico |
| Lay off the painkillers... |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Lay off the painkillers... |
Um? Painkillers? Oh-kay. :rolleyes: |
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| torontotrance |
| Rodrico is vividboy part 2... |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
Rodrico is vividboy part 2... |
I have not posted enough here (sober) to know who everyone is. From most of the crap posts of his that I've read today, I'm really not bothered by any comments he has to send my way. |
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| torontotrance |
| a drunken redneck...oh. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
a drunken redneck...oh. |
Who? Me? I'm not drinking.
Yet. |
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| Jiffy |
| quote: | Originally posted by torontotrance
classic |
No, what was "classic", was the time I got arrested at my place of employment.
For unpaid speeding tickets.
But, even better, the cop got lost, and I had to give him directions.
Oh, and when I got back to the office, my window had Dry Erase bars drawn on. |
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| UWM |
Jiffy what've you gotten yourself into today?
Are you sure that you actually left your house and got locked out, or was it all in your mind?
:stongue:
Us and our antics are going to get along JUST fine. |
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| torontotrance |
LMAO!
got any more stories. |
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