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| DarkAngel |
Good evening.
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
you kinky freaks you
ps is that bike pic from tampa? |
:wtf: |
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| EvilTree |
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and
are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in
order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
5 reasons not to be a penis...
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then
faint. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the
management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and
are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated
in
order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end
of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
clothing.
8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely, The Management
5 reasons not to be a penis...
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an ass hole and...
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then
faint. |
BAHAHAHAHA FUNNY!! |
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| Cosmic Fur |
| I smiled, sorta. |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the management denies your
request for the following reasons:
1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
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| spitty |
HEY
MERRY CHRISTMAS DA!!!! |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by spitty
HEY
MERRY CHRISTMAS DA!!!! |
Awww!!!
Merry xmas to you too, Spitty! :) |
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| spitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
Awww!!!
Merry xmas to you too, Spitty! :) |
come pick me up, will ya? the weather is balls here (and not the nice balls..i mean post-4 hours of soccer in 30degree weather balls) |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by spitty
come pick me up, will ya? the weather is balls here (and not the nice balls..i mean post-4 hours of soccer in 30degree weather balls) |
if you fit in my suitcase ill take you with me but it wont leave any room for the jello:thepirate |
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| VERTiG0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
:wtf: |
I just work here |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by spitty
come pick me up, will ya? the weather is balls here (and not the nice balls..i mean post-4 hours of soccer in 30degree weather balls) |
It's starting to get a little cold down here as well, but not tooooo bad. 4 hours of soccer...whoa. I did a few hours of snowboarding......but not exactly the outdoor kind...:wtf:
I'd pick you up anytime! ;) |
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