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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today)
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| Slylee |
for me, i still laugh every time i type or say, "oh jesus" and someone goes, "yes dear?"
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| Temperate |
| hickory dickory dock, your mom's a dirty slut |
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| chojin |
there once was a ghey couple when one of the young men had a died in a horrible car accident. his gay lover said his last request was for his partner to be chopped up and made into a curry.
when asked why, he replied: 'i just wanted to feel my boyfriend dribble out of my arsehole one last time
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sophie ellis bexter was found murdered in zidanes flat last weekend!
it was murder on zidanes floor |
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| Slylee |
hahah i've never heard that one! :p
oh yea and i still laugh whenever i tell my dad i'm hungry or thirsty or starving and he goes, "nice to meet u hungry, i'm john":toothless
hahah he's such a dork. |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahah i've never heard that one! :p
oh yea and i still laugh whenever i tell my dad i'm hungry or thirsty or starving and he goes, "nice to meet u hungry, i'm john":toothless
hahah he's such a dork. |
laaaaaaaaame:rolleyes:
......but unique :gsmile: |
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| Temperate |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
oh yea and i still laugh whenever i tell my dad i'm hungry or thirsty or starving and he goes, "nice to meet u hungry, i'm john":toothless
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... I hate when people do that. Why take things so literal? |
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| Boomer187 |
my favorite thing to say is when someone acts like paris and says, "thats hot" I say, "thats just due to temperature"
same goes everytime a girl says she is hot... |
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| Slylee |
"hold my drink bitch"
"show me your titties bitch"
hahahah i still laugh at anyone who does that in their dave chapelle mocking rick james voice. |
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| jonSun |
I still love this one
Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive.????
Cause She Was
A
WOMAN!
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| chojin |
why cant stevie wonder read?
because hes black!
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
why cant stevie wonder read?
because hes black!
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lma |
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