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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today) (pg. 5)
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adi26
I loved this one:

Q. Best pick up line ever???

A. Hey baby, wanna make easy 50 bucks??
Lira
Whenever I'm with my girlfriend and we hear someone speaking Spanish, I always burst out laughing. She thinks the language is sexy and, when she sees me laughing, she just looks mad at me and says "Que?" (the question is the same in Portuguese) and I reply "Nicaragua, agua, laco titicaca! *cornholio gibberish*".

As stupid as it may be, I can't get enough of it :p
Boomer187
is "que" pronounced as Q
Lira
quote:
Originally posted by Boomer187
is "que" pronounced as Q

Kinda - it is pronounced as the letter "q" in Portuguese but, since you're speaking English, I'd say it's pronounced more like "keh" or "kay".
Boomer187
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Kinda - it is pronounced as the letter "q" in Portuguese but, since you're speaking English, I'd say it's pronounced more like "keh" or "kay".


ah yes, ive heard it around here then. When I read it just say, "Q", but I konw thats wrong.
Inconspicuous
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
RickyM
quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Kinda - it is pronounced as the letter "q" in Portuguese but, since you're speaking English, I'd say it's pronounced more like "keh" or "kay".


Que?
Slylee
quote:
Originally posted by Inconspicuous
"I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."


omg. best one so far.

:stongue: :stongue:
Lira
quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
Que?

Exactly! :stongue:

Spanish is hilarious :p
RickyM
Two drunks in a bar, one says to the other

"what would you rather have, Alzheimers or Parkinsons?"

He thinks about it then answers

"Parkinsons, I'd rather spill half my pint than forget where I left it"

:D

_Ocean_Drive_
What's got six legs and swims?

3 ducks.



What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
Flec
whats the best thing about sleeping wtih 28 year olds?

- theres 20 of em


how did the greeks win the war?

- sneak attack from the front
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