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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today) (pg. 8)
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| Moral Hazard |
So there's a black guy and a Mexican in a car, Who's driving?
The cop. |
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| Sunsnail |
haha ^
Why are black people so fast?
all the slow ones are in jail |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
George Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen? The Queen smiles
"Answer me this, please, Tony.
Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good," says the Queen.
Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you on that one."
Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it? Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle"
"It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
:tongue3 :thepirate :tongue3 |
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| Sunsnail |
| lol :stongue: I actually didnt see that one coming |
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| volts_wagen |
These ones only works if you say them outloud
who wins a race between a camel and a "piecost"
-Then hopefully the other person will say, "Whats a pie cost?"
About $2...
Did you hear about the lady and the "hammerfor"?
-Whats a hammerfor?
To hit her over the head with. |
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| {b.s.e.} |
| don't be silly Jamie! Jokes get old; when's your birthday? :wtf: |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
George Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen? The Queen smiles
"Answer me this, please, Tony.
Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers,
"Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good," says the Queen.
Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you on that one."
Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it? Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle"
"It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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hahaha
oh and b.s.e. i dont get it. |
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| lücid |
what do you call a black man who flies an airplane for a living?
a pilot, you ing racist!
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| Azz3D |
how do you save a girl from being raped by 5 black guys
throw them a basketball
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did they white guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
what's a white guy among 3 black guys?
in trouble
what's a white guy among 5 black guys?
a coach
what's a white guy among 200 black guys?
prison warden
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything. |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azz3D
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour. |
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| tribu |
| When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like grandpa Fred. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car |
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| chillsonic |
one liners are the best;
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what do you call a cow with now legs?
ground beef.
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what's brown and sticky?
a stick. |
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