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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today) (pg. 2)
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| JBDreamerie |
two muffins in an oven
one says, "it's getting hot in here"
the other says, "OMG A TALKING MUFFIN"
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two cows in a field
one says, "moo"
second says, "i was going to say that"
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why did the cow cross the road?
he wanted to see the MOOOOOOVIE
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what did the fish say when he hit the wall?
dam.
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
why cant stevie wonder read?
because hes black!
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hahaha
oh yea why did Hellen Keller's dog die?
you would too if your name was, "ANFDLKFADHKFFDKFJAFTHTTHHT"
it's funnier when u tell it:p |
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| JBDreamerie |
couple more i forgot:
one day three daughters are trying to figure out how they were named, so they go up to their dad.
first daughter: daddy, why is my name rose?
Dad: well, when your mother was pregnant with you, a rose petal fell on her stomach, and so we decided to call you rose.
second daughter: daddy, why is my name lilly?
Dad: well, when your mother was pregnant with you, we had a nice picnic near a pond with a bunch of lilly pads, and decided to name you lilly.
third daughter: WMAGHGAHAGHGHAARRRRRRRGGHA
Dad: shut up cinder block!
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smallest book in the world: black people i've met while yachting |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by JBDreamerie
smallest book in the world: black people i've met while yachting |
hahahah i'm sorry but stereotype jokes are hilarious. |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by JBDreamerie
smallest book in the world: black people i've met while yachting |
i dont get it |
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| Slylee |
it's even funny when i do it to myself.
| quote: | Zoso: sly, your thread has inspired me
boomer: i should tell my sickest joke in the world joke
Zoso: I've made an important decision
slylee: what's that?
slylee: well?
Zoso has left.
slylee: jesus
slylee: "yes sly?"
slylee: hahahah |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
i dont get it |
black people dont yacht |
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| Slylee |
| P. Diddy & Jay Z. do... |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
black people dont yacht |
ahhhhhhhhhh
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
P. Diddy & Jay Z. do... |
they're more speedboats/pimpmobiles aren't they? |
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| Slylee |
haven't u seen the "Big Pimpin" video:rolleyes:
:p |
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| david.michael |
| So a guy walks into a bar, and he's like, "ow!" |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
So a guy walks into a bar, and he's like, "ow!" |
no no no...the blonde one is better.
so 2 blondes walk into a building right? you'd think one of them would have seen it. :haha: |
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