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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today) (pg. 4)
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by StanVoid
what did the Mexican say when the wind blew all the papers out of his backpack?
hey come back here essay! |
hahah i heard that one before. it's better when u tell it with the accent. |
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| RickyM |
A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says to the barman,
"Give me a whiskey, and one for the road."
:D |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by JBDreamerie
bwahahahahaha
wow, took me like 15 years to finally get it. people's reluctance to explain it to me along with my incapable joke-getting abilities didn't help... |
Hehehe... glad I could help
And Slylee I think the "guess where I am" one rocks. ;) |
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| Boomer187 |
ok here is my worst joke in the world and I will go to hell for telling.
mind yourselves....Ive told this at a baby shower to the father....
How long does it take to microwave a baby...
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
ok here is my worst joke in the world and I will go to hell for telling.
mind yourselves....Ive told this at a baby shower to the father....
How long does it take to microwave a baby...
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
oh my god.
satan has just made you a throne in hell. |
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| RickyM |
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| Slylee |
cheesy girlfriend joke > microwaving masterbating baby joke.
:o |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
cheesy girlfriend joke > microwaving masterbating baby joke.
:o |
you really are gay. |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
cheesy girlfriend joke > microwaving masterbating baby joke.
:o |
and the baby isn't masturbating...:wtf: |
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| TweeK |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
ok here is my worst joke in the world and I will go to hell for telling.
mind yourselves....Ive told this at a baby shower to the father....
How long does it take to microwave a baby...
I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
wTFF!!!!1!!!111 uuuuuuummmm no...
but tell us another pedo joke.... that clown one from the other thread was funny :tongue2 |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by TweeK
wTFF!!!!1!!!111 uuuuuuummmm no...
but tell us another pedo joke.... that clown one from the other thread was funny :tongue2 |
Whats black and blue and hates sex...
the 8 year old in my trunk..
HIYO! |
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| Protege |
| thats awesome, the baby one is good too. |
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