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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today) (pg. 9)
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| Temperate |
Black people always get 2/5th discounts.
I'm so sorry.
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It's totally not true. I'm so sorry. I laughed the first time I heard that. |
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| dallastar |
What do you call a black man with a PhD?
A Doctor, you racist!:tongue3 |
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| chojin |
what do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
an erection
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what do you call a black man in a suit?
the accused
what do you say to a black man in a uniform?
big mac with fries plz
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| Inconspicuous |
How do you drown a blonde?
Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"
A duck walks into a bar...
Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I imagine it would take a great many. Mice would find it difficult to reach a ceiling light fitting, and would individually lack the strength or dexterity required to turn a bulb in such a socket. Even if you had enough mice to lend their strength to such an endeavor, the chances of them having the intelligence and wherewithall to perform suich a complex activity is really quite low. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I imagine it would take a great many. Mice would find it difficult to reach a ceiling light fitting, and would individually lack the strength or dexterity required to turn a bulb in such a socket. Even if you had enough mice to lend their strength to such an endeavor, the chances of them having the intelligence and wherewithall to perform suich a complex activity is really quite low. |
that was lame :rolleyes: looks like u are trying to come up with a witty answer but really can't :wtf: |
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| Azz3D |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
How do you drown a blonde?
Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
Repeated absences and stealing.
A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"
A duck walks into a bar...
Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released.
A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to gravity.
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I imagine it would take a great many. Mice would find it difficult to reach a ceiling light fitting, and would individually lack the strength or dexterity required to turn a bulb in such a socket. Even if you had enough mice to lend their strength to such an endeavor, the chances of them having the intelligence and wherewithall to perform suich a complex activity is really quite low. |
i like these:stongue: :haha: |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
that was lame :rolleyes: looks like u are trying to come up with a witty answer but really can't :wtf: |
I didn't make them. They're well known. The point is to have no wit in them whatsoever. Therein lies the wit. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inconspicuous
I didn't make them. They're well known. The point is to have no wit in them whatsoever. Therein lies the wit. |
there's a difference between a witless funny joke and a lame joke :rolleyes:
i don't mean "you" in particular. i'm just commenting on the quality of that particular joke that's all. no offense to anybody except the guy who made it up :p |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
there's a difference between a witless funny joke and a lame joke :rolleyes:
i don't mean "you" in particular. i'm just commenting on the quality of that particular joke that's all. no offense to anybody except the guy who made it up :p |
meh. Perhaps. Here:
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792 |
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| BARS-N-STARS |
Have you ever heard of the man with five penises?
His pants fit like a glove. |
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| loconet |
What has 2 legs and bleeds?
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Half a cat. |
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| lilcapfromtedub |
| quote: | Originally posted by JBDreamerie
smallest book in the world: black people i've met while yachting |
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