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Jokes that never get old... (jeez i'm thread-whoring today) (pg. 3)
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| JBDreamerie |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
So a guy walks into a bar, and he's like, "ow!" |
i have NEVER gotten that one |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
no no no...the blonde one is better.
so 2 blondes walk into a building right? you'd think one of them would have seen it. :haha: |
hahaha...nice :) |
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| david.michael |
| quote: | Originally posted by JBDreamerie
i have NEVER gotten that one |
cuz... you know...he walks... INTO... a bar... like... he runs into it... |
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| JBDreamerie |
| quote: | Originally posted by david.michael
cuz... you know...he walks... INTO... a bar... like... he runs into it... |
bwahahahahaha
wow, took me like 15 years to finally get it. people's reluctance to explain it to me along with my incapable joke-getting abilities didn't help... |
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| chojin |
| quote: | Originally posted by JBDreamerie
bwahahahahaha
wow, took me like 15 years to finally get it. people's reluctance to explain it to me along with my incapable joke-getting abilities didn't help... |
:wtf:
TA to the rescue |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
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Juan on Juan :D |
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| chojin |
what the mexican say when a couple of houses fell on him?
get off me homes! |
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| Slylee |
this is so dumb and chessy but my boyfriend never gets tired of this dumb joke i do all the time.
i like to run in our bedroom before we go in there to go to bed (like when he's still out in the kitchen getting some water or something and i know he's gonna come in the room next) and i sit indian style in the middle of the bed and throw the covers over me so there's a giant figure covered in sheets on the bed and when he walks in, i go, "honey, guess where i am!"
:stongue:
i do it almost every night.:wtf: |
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| StanVoid |
what did the Mexican say when the wind blew all the papers out of his backpack?
hey come back here essay! |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
this is so dumb and chessy but my boyfriend never gets tired of this dumb joke i do all the time.
i like to run in our bedroom before we go in there to go to bed (like when he's still out in the kitchen getting some water or something and i know he's gonna come in the room next) and i sit indian style in the middle of the bed and throw the covers over me so there's a giant figure covered in sheets on the bed and when he walks in, i go, "honey, guess where i am!"
:stongue:
i do it almost every night.:wtf: |
next time he goes out to get some water before bed, take a right in the middle of the room, real quick.
it'll be great conversation material once he gets back. |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo." |
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| JBDreamerie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
this is so dumb and chessy but my boyfriend never gets tired of this dumb joke i do all the time.
i like to run in our bedroom before we go in there to go to bed (like when he's still out in the kitchen getting some water or something and i know he's gonna come in the room next) and i sit indian style in the middle of the bed and throw the covers over me so there's a giant figure covered in sheets on the bed and when he walks in, i go, "honey, guess where i am!"
:stongue:
i do it almost every night.:wtf: |
haha, that's cute. jokes like that are signs of a sweet girlfriend |
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