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Single & Ready to Mingle! (pg. 18)
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| Moral Hazard |
| Just tell him, "listen, I think your a good guy but I just can't stomach the thought of your penis even approaching me." |
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| Slylee |
im not going to call the doctor guy until i see how things go tonight on the date.
the guy could end up being really obnoxious and then i can just kiss them both goodbye! |
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| igottaknow |
| tell him you have herpies (thats not like a complete lie because you could have it and not know it) ;) |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
tell him you have herpies (that not like a complete lie because you could have it and not know it) ;) |
i don't have herpes. :p
i'm actually really paranoid about STD's and whenever i go for my pap smears, i ask him to run a culture on me for chlamydia and gonnoreah, and do a pregnancy test and all that other stuff...
and of course u know if u have herpes! u get breakouts all over ur snatch right? |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
tell him you have herpies (that not like a complete lie because you could have it and not know it) ;) |
She could just do whatever it is you do to not get dates. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
She could just do whatever it is you do to not get dates. |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
She could just do whatever it is you do to not get dates. |
I'd dress up like you and wear a brillo pad for a hair piece :tongue3
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I'd dress up like you and wear a brillo pad for a hair piece :tongue3
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That would be funny if I wasn't having sex with a willing, adult female on a regular basis. But thanks for admitting that you need a hair piece.
edit // that picture is so badass. |
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| Slylee |
sorry igk, but u are not even a pimple on bassy's ass. i've chilled with him in person and he's a hottie with the most amazing eyes i've seen.
not to mention, he doesn't have the personality of a ing toenail, like you.
bas ROCKS! :D |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
...the personality of a ing toenail... |
I will now use this in combination with my patened "you smell like boiled cabbage" insult :p
And thanks Jamie, you rock too
:toothless |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
That would be funny if I wasn't having sex with a willing, adult female on a regular basis. But thanks for admitting that you need a hair piece.
edit // that picture is so badass. |
cudos to you for finding a girl who's into the way you look :haha: |
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