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Single & Ready to Mingle! (pg. 7)
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
I only had time to read the first post 'we traded my space links', bahahaha. Are you still in high school? 'He's too metro for me' thats a laugh you only date metro fags. Craig and that model fag before him. :stongue: |
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She's a tripp. |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by EXTREMUM
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She's a tripp. |
she's entertaining, plus my penis is Single & Ready to Tingle |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
if you like chips you go out and get some...
if you really liked sex as much as you let on you would go to your local 711 for chips and rape the clerk.
the chips are for me btw. |
i can't, because believe it or not, my mom raised me like she was raised, which was by strict irish (slightly alcoholic) uppity catholics. now, i'm no saint, but i never got into the whole going out and getting trashed and having random hookups. i always had a boyfriend, with a few hookups in my life, but they were with guys i had known for a while. no randoms.
but i have always been really intrigued by the idea. i love hearing stories from girlfriends about how they went out and met some hottie and went home and ed him and left the next morning. i'm fascinated by it and somewhat jealous that i can't bring myself to do it without having guilt.
i'm already kind of scared to hook up with my potential guy. i'm going to make myself do it though. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i can't, because believe it or not, my mom raised me like she was raised, which was by strict irish (slightly alcoholic) uppity catholics. now, i'm no saint, but i never got into the whole going out and getting trashed and having random hookups. i always had a boyfriend, with a few hookups in my life, but they were with guys i had known for a while. no randoms.
but i have always been really intrigued by the idea. i love hearing stories from girlfriends about how they went out and met some hottie and went home and ed him and left the next morning. i'm fascinated by it and somewhat jealous that i can't bring myself to do it without having guilt.
i'm already kind of scared to hook up with my potential guy. i'm going to make myself do it though. |
right now jesus is laughing his ass off at you for calling yourself a good catholic.
Buddies aren't allowed...it says so in the bible right after the gay hate stuff.;) |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
right now jesus is laughing his ass off at you for calling yourself a good catholic.
Buddies aren't allowed...it says so in the bible right after the gay hate stuff.;) |
who said i was a good catholic?
lol i just said i was raised by one:p
i'm not religous at all. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
who said i was a good catholic?
lol i just said i was raised by one:p
i'm not religous at all. |
so...then stop talking and rape someone:p |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i can't, because believe it or not, my mom raised me like she was raised, which was by strict irish (slightly alcoholic) uppity catholics. now, i'm no saint, but i never got into the whole going out and getting trashed and having random hookups. i always had a boyfriend, with a few hookups in my life, but they were with guys i had known for a while. no randoms.
but i have always been really intrigued by the idea. i love hearing stories from girlfriends about how they went out and met some hottie and went home and ed him and left the next morning. i'm fascinated by it and somewhat jealous that i can't bring myself to do it without having guilt.
i'm already kind of scared to hook up with my potential guy. i'm going to make myself do it though. |
well if you do muster up the courage to butthaX and dumphaX a stranger then let me be the first to welcome you to the wonderful world of herpes.
check dat shiat before you funk dat shiat. |
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| Slylee |
lol
:wtf:
of course i would use a condom, i'm not an idiot.
no oral though...that's too bad. see? this is why it's better to have a boyfriend:(
actually, i can't get anything if a guy eats me out right? lol |
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| all-nite-freak |
| if he has contaminated spinach in his teeth you could get hep b |
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| squirrelly |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
lol
:wtf:
of course i would use a condom, i'm not an idiot.
no oral though...that's too bad. see? this is why it's better to have a boyfriend:(
actually, i can't get anything if a guy eats me out right? lol |
Wrong.
He's got herpes on his mouth, you get herpes on your va-jay-jay.
And HPV is spread through skin touching, and most men don't even know they have it b/c there are no symptoms or signs of it on them. There's not even a common test to find out if men have it. I think the way you're supposed to check is to pour vinegar on the penis and if there are white spots everywhere they have it? |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
actually, i can't get anything if a guy eats me out right? lol |
you might be able to get an orgasm if your lucky :gsmile: |
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| Danny Ocean |
| maybe if he has aids in his mouth. |
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