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Tiger Woods seriously hurt in car accident: reports (pg. 8)
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| ChemEnhanced |
| I am waiting for him to test positive for steroids. |
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| jon jon |
| quote: | | I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. |
It's hard to keep things private when you're talking about someone who floats w/ hundreds of millions in endorsements! lol The blessing/curse of celebrity...
I think the public is so enamored w/ this story because of his squeeky clean image... plus the fact that he keeps hiding information makes you only want to probe him some more...
ahhah burn!  TMZ |
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| jchung52 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jon jon
I think the public is so enamored w/ this story because of his squeeky clean image... plus the fact that he keeps hiding information makes you only want to probe him some more...
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i give him a lot of respect, being a golfer myself. this wouldnt be something i could see him doing though. pretty hard to picture it |
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| Orko |
| man tmz is nuts, their bank roll for material must be huge! |
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| Spin Laden |
| quote: | Originally posted by cammaxwell
The truth comes out...
This latest girl is probably pissed about the "other" girl in the recent media so decided to burn his ass. Man, his whole web of lies and deceit just came crashing down... |
errrr, plus she's cashing in on the issue while it's hot. The chick works in Vegas, she's gotta know about cheating men :p |
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| kvn |
| i respect athletes, celebs, etc. only in what they are good at... not who they are.. |
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| ChemEnhanced |
Below is the PGA TOUR's response to Tiger Woods' statement:
Tiger's statement speaks for itself. We offer our full support to Tiger and his family and will continue to honor and respect his request for privacy in this matter. We will have no further comment on Tiger's statement.
Once again the PGA is treating tiger with kid gloves....they sure would hate to kill the money machine. |
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| Abercrombie |
OK, vote for your favorite Tiger joke...
| quote: | 1- Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
2- This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards
3- Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.
4- Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.
5- Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
6- Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.
7- Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.
8- Tiger's next commercial: "Hi, I'm Tiger Woods, and when my wife comes after me in a domestic dispute, I make sure she uses the Nike SQ Dynamo driver.
9- Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the
second hole.
10- Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.
11- Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
12- Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.
13- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
14- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
15- After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
16- Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”
17- What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
18- If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair. |
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| geroin |
| quote: | | Originally posted by Abercrombie
OK, vote for your favorite Tiger joke... |
#9 and 14 :stongue: |
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