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Creeper (pg. 13)
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
You've never glanced constantly at the during school? Freak. |
You mean you do that? You sicken me. |
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| Desiderata |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
You've never glanced constantly at the clock during school? Freak. |
So sickeningly ill! |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
You mean you do that? You sicken me. |
You would read that and then fix the quote to say that wouldn't you jake?
Well you did so I guess you do. Rhetorical! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| I like how Nou has this chick all figured out. |
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| Desiderata |
| He's crushing :p |
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| Desiderata |
| I am human and I need to be loved |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I like how Nou has this chick all figured out. |
Not as well as I got you figured out.  |
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Desiderata
He's crushing :p |
His body is ready. |
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| Silky Johnson |
My bf met a creeper on the weekend...
We were at a buck and doe and they were out smoking, and my buddy introduced my bf to this other dude, and the dude was like "Yeah we've met a bunch of times but you're always too cool." And then said how he remembered seeing him pick me up from school all the time in HS, and that he seemed like my type.
We laughed so hard about it, thinking that that guy probably went home and added my bf's name to his list of people to kill, while stroking a doll made of my hair. |
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| enydo |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
I like how Jenny has this guy all figured out. |
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| srussell0018 |
| The doll is made out of mole hair. |
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| Silky Johnson |
Oh and holy , how could I forget this story..omg lol.
Same weekend, but Friday night we were out downtown, and I saw this dude enter the bar. I don't know why he stood out, but I noticed him instantly...and oddly enough as soon as he came within my direct sight he turned and looked RIGHT at me.
I thought he looked like our old fave poster from the c0re, Zild. Longish curly dark hair, hefty build, a bit disheveled looking. Crazy eyes.
So we were out back while my bf smoked, and that Zild looking guy kept staring over at me, until he finally came over and started up a convo. He didn't even actually say hello or introduce himself. He told me he didn't have a belt, so he had to tie his pants up with a shoelace, and I noticed he was wearing cheap Adidas flip flops. So the first thing I thought was "escaped mental patient" (the mental hospital I worked at took away any item that could potentially be used to harm oneself, like a belt..shoelaces, etc. Most of people's personal items were taken away). edit: He also had no money and kept bumming cigs off my bf.
Then he asked me some more bizarre questions, like "What would you say if a guy asked you if you've read 50 Shades of Grey?"
I just played along with it, cause I actually enjoy bizarre people and strange conversations..plus it's not like I wasn't anywhere unsafe. I finally asked his name and he said "Zack, but people have always called me Jake", which was quite coincidental because, like I said, he reminded me of Zild. Zild's name is Jake, but I used to always call him Zack. Lololol.
Anywho, the end of the night came and we were all hanging around on the street waiting for cabs and whatever, and Zack looks down at my legs and says "Holy you have insanely small feet! What do your toes look like?"
So I indulged this and took off my shoe + sock. His face went blank and he said, almost in a daze "Did you wash your feet today? Did the bottoms of your feet touch anything before your put your socks on???"
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
That was when we decided it was probably time to get going. But I had an epiphany about always meeting weird dudes that want me to be bitchy to them and whatever weird they're into. I couldn't figure out why I always seem to attract them, but now I know it must be my feet, lolololol. |
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