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Creeper (pg. 8)
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| quote: | Originally posted by Zharen
Well, on the bright side, least this wasn't another Hal and Selma bashfest. Although why you would want to discuss girls running away from you...I dunno. :p |
He's just happy she noticed him. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| I think she quoted marx once in class, that was cool. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
I'll say this nicely Nou. You aren't a handsome man, in fact you are a little scary looking (not in a intimidating way). Your lifestyle choices in the past have also most likely lead you to be extremely socially awkward. You can fix the latter.
Eye contact is a game. You can't eye people even if you are amazingly handsome. It might work at a bar with some skunt at 3am, but in general, sober people find it uncomfortable.
The trick to eye contact is to only hold it briefly, flash a smile or a nice grin, then go back to business and not linger too much. You catch them a second time a little while later, and that is when you can decide to make contact if you see cues that she is into you.
It works. Don't try pick up line bull. Be yourself (ok maybe not), and just have a conversation with them like any other person. If she's into you, the work will do itself.
Obviously if you know the person, and are having a convo you can hold eye contact for as long as you like. I prefer it.
Cor version: Don't tromp down the street glaring like Shrek looking for children to eat. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I think she quoted marx once in class, that was cool. |
Dear Diary,
Jane quoted Marx in class. I think she has a crush on chubby guys with beards. I wonder if she'd let me employ my labour on her, because I'd totally want her to have my surpus value. Oh, the unions we could have together! She looks like an Engels 
Having to watch her at school, and do nothing - that's my class struggle! |
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I think she quoted marx once in class, that was cool. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| this is why posted bradd80's manifesto. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| brad's thread was amazing til sushi totally ed it up. what a cunt. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I'll say this nicely Nou. You aren't a handsome man, in fact you are a little scary looking (not in a intimidating way). Your lifestyle choices in the past have also most likely lead you to be extremely socially awkward. You can fix the latter.
Eye contact is a game. You can't eye people even if you are amazingly handsome. It might work at a bar with some skunt at 3am, but in general, sober people find it uncomfortable.
The trick to eye contact is to only hold it briefly, flash a smile or a nice grin, then go back to business and not linger too much. You catch them a second time a little while later, and that is when you can decide to make contact if you see cues that she is into you.
It works. Don't try pick up line bull. Be yourself (ok maybe not), and just have a conversation with them like any other person. If she's into you, the work will do itself.
Obviously if you know the person, and are having a convo you can hold eye contact for as long as you like. I prefer it.
Cor version: Don't tromp down the street glaring like Shrek looking for children to eat. |
I don't know where there is this assumption that I stare people down like a ing mong. I've NEVER done that. I avert eye contact with people I know. |
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| Spacey Orange |
| there's medicine for this now. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
lol
i find it funny that you guys dig into this so much. such involve disection |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay
I'll say this nicely Nou. You aren't a handsome man, in fact you are a little scary looking (not in a intimidating way). Your lifestyle choices in the past have also most likely lead you to be extremely socially awkward. You can fix the latter.
Eye contact is a game. You can't eye people even if you are amazingly handsome. It might work at a bar with some skunt at 3am, but in general, sober people find it uncomfortable.
The trick to eye contact is to only hold it briefly, flash a smile or a nice grin, then go back to business and not linger too much. You catch them a second time a little while later, and that is when you can decide to make contact if you see cues that she is into you.
It works. Don't try pick up line bull. Be yourself (ok maybe not), and just have a conversation with them like any other person. If she's into you, the work will do itself.
Obviously if you know the person, and are having a convo you can hold eye contact for as long as you like. I prefer it.
Cor version: Don't tromp down the street glaring like Shrek looking for children to eat. |
Despite what I might convey online I am not as socially akward as i appear here lol. Obviously I do this for a laugh (what right minded person would put this thread up with serious intent). I am actually quite capable of being intelligent, relevant, engaging, and even charming when I need to be.
I told you idiots I could distract you guys from the selma/hal and I did. I win. |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I don't know where there is this assumption that I stare people down like a ing mong. I've NEVER done that. I avert eye contact with people I know. |
Maybe you should shut the up and take some advice once in awhile. |
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