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Creeper (pg. 15)
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| srussell0018 |
| lol yeah it's much more effective to cry to mods for more rules so people will be nice to you. |
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| Silky Johnson |
SO ANYWAY, back on topic here...REPOST so Nou doesn't have to sift through some bull:
Oh and holy , how could I forget this story..omg lol.
Same weekend, but Friday night we were out downtown, and I saw this dude enter the bar. I don't know why he stood out, but I noticed him instantly...and oddly enough as soon as he came within my direct sight he turned and looked RIGHT at me.
I thought he looked like our old fave poster from the c0re, Zild. Longish curly dark hair, hefty build, a bit disheveled looking. Crazy eyes.
So we were out back while my bf smoked, and that Zild looking guy kept staring over at me, until he finally came over and started up a convo. He didn't even actually say hello or introduce himself. He told me he didn't have a belt, so he had to tie his pants up with a shoelace, and I noticed he was wearing cheap Adidas flip flops. So the first thing I thought was "escaped mental patient" (the mental hospital I worked at took away any item that could potentially be used to harm oneself, like a belt..shoelaces, etc. Most of people's personal items were taken away). edit: He also had no money and kept bumming cigs off my bf.
Then he asked me some more bizarre questions, like "What would you say if a guy asked you if you've read 50 Shades of Grey?"
I just played along with it, cause I actually enjoy bizarre people and strange conversations..plus it's not like I wasn't anywhere unsafe. I finally asked his name and he said "Zack, but people have always called me Jake", which was quite coincidental because, like I said, he reminded me of Zild. Zild's name is Jake, but I used to always call him Zack. Lololol.
Anywho, the end of the night came and we were all hanging around on the street waiting for cabs and whatever, and Zack looks down at my legs and says "Holy you have insanely small feet! What do your toes look like?"
So I indulged this and took off my shoe + sock. His face went blank and he said, almost in a daze "Did you wash your feet today? Did the bottoms of your feet touch anything before your put your socks on???"
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
That was when we decided it was probably time to get going. But I had an epiphany about always meeting weird dudes that want me to be bitchy to them and whatever weird they're into. I couldn't figure out why I always seem to attract them, but now I know it must be my feet, lolololol. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
I wouldn't trust anyone named Zack or Jake. Ever.
Also keep it above the belt guys (except when it comes to me), this thread was meant to be a distraction from the regular old bs that's been going on. I'll just deepsix this thread if it continues. |
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| srussell0018 |
Tell that to cunty as she's the one who brings it up nearly every day.
Hell hath no fury like a cunt scorned. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I wouldn't trust anyone named Zack or Jake. Ever.
Also keep it above the belt guys (except when it comes to me), this thread was meant to be a distraction from the regular old bs that's been going on. I'll just deepsix this thread if it continues. |
Please note that I DIDN'T START .
And +1 on the Zack/Jake thing. Man, you should have seen this guy, lol.
Oh, he knew all the bouncers that worked at this bar, too...and I've never even seen this guy before. Also when we were standing outside, a cop drove by and slowed down, rolled down the window and yelled "YO ZACK!" and Zack was like "S'UP PETE?!"
So then I figured, ok..either this guy legit escaped from the mental hospital or he's an undercover. But most likely the former. |
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| srussell0018 |
| Worst. Stories. Ever. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
So then I figured, ok..either this guy legit escaped from the mental hospital or he's an undercover. But most likely the former. |
He probably just wanted to bind your tiny feet in twine and deep throat them while whispering about how these little piggies are moaning all the way home.
I can only imagine. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
I wouldn't trust anyone named ... Jake. Ever. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Silky Johnson
And +1 on the ... Jake thing. |
Well you guys, too. :mad: |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
He probably just wanted to bind your tiny feet in twine and deep throat them while whispering about how these little piggies are moaning all the way home.
I can only imagine. |
Well obviously. I've been keeping my eye on Craigslist, lololol.
My mom lived in co-op housing for years after she and my dad split, so there were always low income, low intelligence people around. One of the apartments was a government/group home unit, and 4 "winkies" as we called them lived there. I recall one day, one of the winkies hanging around outside asking all of the young girls to take off their shoes and walk on his back and chest. :wtf:
(No, I did not do it, lol).
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Well you guys, too. :mad: |
You should just change your name! |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Well you guys, too. :mad: |
Come on Jake, you know deep down that you are an actual creeper. We've all heard the stories. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Come on Jake, you know deep down that you are an actual creeper. We've all heard the stories. |
Shh. :o |
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| Dykes_on_Jay |
| * jazz-hands* |
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