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Getting older and losing friends (pg. 13)
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| Mr.Mystery |
| You're supposed to drop the kids off at the pool before going to the club. |
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| wotyzoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I was in the same position at a rave many years ago, sadly sans ATM paperwork. I had to wipe myself clean with my underwear and spent the rest of the party...
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Yep, its either that or goodbye to my favorite tie dye cat socks. |
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| Zharen |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jennypie
Really? You care that much? Imo the real winner is the guy that dumps first and doesn't give a about the next guy. People grossly take for granted healthy bowels. You just don't with having a bowel movement, or ripping a good fart.
I mean, you're in a BATHROOM ffs. You know, the place where you and piss. I agree that some privacy is always preferable, but if it isn't possible then you gotta just let go. |
Well, we all have our abnormal quirks, mine is having this general unease about ripping nasty rapid-fire munition around strangers. The guy next to me could have been a supervisor or a lead for all I know, I never saw his face. And I don't need someone in a position of power catching wind that ol Zharen plugs the pipes here pretty bad. I see these people almost everyday, who wants to have that odious distinction?
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
I don't know how anyone who has taken their fair share of drugs can still be precious about taking a . |
LOL Jack, I don't know what that has to do with things. I've had my share of chemically altered s as well, tbh I never enjoyed them. The experience was always strange, feeling something slide out of me, I never enjoyed it. Now I've had some euphoric pisses though. The five minute waterfall piss that leaves you all tingly and makes your toes curl inside your shoes. Those were great. And there's the whole "getting lost in your own urine bubbles," as you pee. I'm sure we've all been there at some point. But I just can't be arsed to lay down a gnarly while coworkers are around. I'd much rather spare them from such atrocity. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| If you never saw his face, he never saw yours. Just follow the "remain in the cubicle" protocol outlined earlier and you'll get out of this alive, son. |
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| Lews |
| I'm trying to talk about the joy joining the Freemasons and y'all just talking about the joys of ting in a club toilet :( |
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| Zharen |
| I find it ironic that we're discussing the tenets of public ting in a thread about losing most of your friends. I guess the reasons have become self-explanatory. :clown: |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by wotyzoid
Yep, its either that or goodbye to my favorite tie dye cat socks. |
I did consider using my socks instead, but with all the dancing, I was concerned I'd get blisters, and I had an 8 hour bar shift the following day. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Y'know, I've had my fair share of embarrassing s, but I don't think I've ever had to while clubbing. |
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| SYSTEM-J |
| I'm presuming you don't take drugs. It doesn't matter what prep work you do, what you've eaten earlier or how many days of Ramadan you've been fasting for. When the drug s strike, your body will still manage to conjure up some truly eldritch excretions from deep within. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
Nah, I don't, really. I didn't know drug s was an actual thing.
I'm just constantly on painkillers, which have the exact opposite effect. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by SYSTEM-J
eldritch |
I had to Google that one. Nice :stongue: |
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| paulversuspaul |
| drug s are beyond toxic. Jesus, always painful if you have to take them at a club. at an underground rave it almost feels like the trainspotting toilet scene. |
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