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Why are Americans so stupid? (pg. 12)
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| Zentac_75 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Djsketchbag
Dude i'm a dumb polak! :toothless |
Maybe over here canadians like to tease southern americans about their intelligents...but speaking from experience, internationally polaks carry the heavyweight crown labeled 'dunce'.
It's not something I'm proud of as a pole, but have learned to except. Maybe one day I won't be able to hide my errors behind the phrase "i'm polish, and blonde, be happy I manage to walk upright :toothless "
Edit: reading this old thread made me rofl |
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| 7-4-7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Djsketchbag
Hey dick face I’m triple tasking at work here I don't have the time to proof read everything I post but nice attempt to be a smartass your more then welcome to lick my Choda |
HAHAHA...and 10 points for the additional "lick my choda".
| quote: | | Originally posted by bas I don't see how triple tasking anything would cause horrible spelling And 'choda'? Are you ing 12? |
you dont? i do, sort of self-explanatory.
Triple is an amount of 3.
Tasks are things you do.
Do 3 things at the same time and less attention is paid to each; thus things like spelling don't always get covered.
btw. after 'spelling' you needed a period. |
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| Scolomon |
There are a lot of retarded Canadians just like there are a lot of retarded Americans.
There are just way more Americans so there are a lot more American retards. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigitalMP
Bro, I did tech support back in the early 1800s, and when I would tell some stupid Americans that their cable services would be billed annually from hereonout, they would reply with "what are cable services?"
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LOL |
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| 7-4-7 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scolomon
There are a lot of retarded Canadians just like there are a lot of retarded Americans.
There are just way more Americans so there are a lot more American retards. |
fair enough...give me one good Dumb Canadian story that has happened to you. |
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| Scolomon |
I was at the guvernment at labor of love. I think it was the 2nd one, sasha and ferry corsten were headlining.
I am from america, born in america. From Connecticut/New York area. I sound American.
So some candian starts talking to me about how great Sasha is playing (and he was putting on a monster show) and goes WOAH YOU HAVE A CRAZY ACCENT MAN, where you from?
And i am like Guess.
And the guy goes uhhhhh HOLLAND!!!!!!!!??
And I am like uhhhh no I am from Connecticut.
And he was like ohhh mannn i was so sure you were from Holland.
So I go why?
And he is like I dont know man you just seemed like you were from Holland.
Decide for yourself whether he was 1)stupid 2)on drugs or 3) some of both
In any case, Canadians are stupid too. Not all of them. Not most of them. But I have definitely met a few out and about in Toronto.
And I know he was Canadian because he said he was from London, Ontario |
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| Invasionmix |
| This thread reminds me of one time I went to Ithaca, NY for a Frat party . I went to a gas station around the area to buy cigarettes, they asked me for ID, I showed it to them. The gas attendants were like "wow this is from Canadia right?" I'm like "yeah, but it's pronounced Canada" and then they were trying to correct me "No, you're Canadian so you're from Canadia" I just said sure and gave them a confused look and walked off. Ithaca is like a 2 hour drive from the Canadian border, I don't know if they were trying to play a joke or if they were actually serious... |
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| Zentac_75 |
| quote: | Originally posted by 7-4-7
fair enough...give me one good Dumb Canadian story that has happened to you. |
I once kept trying to push a door open that was clearly labeled 'PULL'.
For a second I was mad at the people inside for not letting me in...until I read the sign. sheesh:rolleyes: |
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| Invasionmix |
| quote: | Originally posted by 7-4-7
fair enough...give me one good Dumb Canadian story that has happened to you. |
I remember channel 4 OMNI TV were asking people on the streets to sing the Canadian anthem and like half of the people didn't know, they weren't asking like new immigrants, they were asking fluent English speaking people. I'm sure if you ask any American to sing the Star Spangled Banner they would proudly sing it. |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Scolomon
I was at the guvernment at labor of love. I think it was the 2nd one, sasha and ferry corsten were headlining.
I am from america, born in america. From Connecticut/New York area. I sound American.
So some candian starts talking to me about how great Sasha is playing (and he was putting on a monster show) and goes WOAH YOU HAVE A CRAZY ACCENT MAN, where you from?
And i am like Guess.
And the guy goes uhhhhh HOLLAND!!!!!!!!??
And I am like uhhhh no I am from Connecticut.
And he was like ohhh mannn i was so sure you were from Holland.
So I go why?
And he is like I dont know man you just seemed like you were from Holland.
Decide for yourself whether he was 1)stupid 2)on drugs or 3) some of both
In any case, Canadians are stupid too. Not all of them. Not most of them. But I have definitely met a few out and about in Toronto.
And I know he was Canadian because he said he was from London, Ontario |
i do like this story.
the title of this thread should be changed to "Why are people so stupid?" |
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| Zentac_75 |
In my place of business (a motel), I meet many people that seem stupid (most are from hamilton).
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-Turning up the thermostat thinking it controls the A.C.
-Asking me why their are no towels in the bathroom (they are clearly hung on a rung beside the door)
-Asking me if I sell Alcohol...WTF? never seen a MOTEL that sells booze
-Asking me for a 'young asian' DOUBLE WTF??? its a MOTEL not a brothel....
there are lots more but these should suffice. |
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| waytoohigh |
| americans aren't stupid, you are. |
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