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Comfort Zone ??? (pg. 21)
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| Vivid Boy |
| yeah umm if i want to see deadbeat crackies id chill behind the alley in willowridge after dark. I would never pay money to go see a bunch of ppl ed on who knows what downtown toronto. Id rather go to the zoo |
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| neuromancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
yeah umm if i want to see deadbeat crackies id chill behind the alley in willowridge after dark. I would never pay money to go see a bunch of ppl ed on who knows what downtown toronto. Id rather go to the zoo |
they don't play techno at the zoo, it distress the animals! :haha: |
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| Jungle Fever |
comfort zone basics....
1) don't ask, because, you DON'T want to know
2) Heaven's Gate
3) Hell's
4) Be careful what you say and who you say it to; the CIA (Comfort Zone Intelligence Agency) does exist
5) 68% of the patrons are always more ****ED than you
6) The CZ Virus is real, exists only in The Zone, and is only curable by not going to the Zone for 4 consecutive weeks
7) Half of America's "Most Wanted" can be found at the Comfort Zone If the Zone were to shut down, the crime rate in the city would increase by 32%
9) If you decide to play the "do I stay, do I go" game,you will lose
10) Trust me, you'll be back. Everyone comes back
11) Many people will remember you by name. You will remember none. Fake it.
12) Yes. She is 16
13) Bartering, negotiating, and haggling are common practice
14) If she looks like a stripper, she is. If she's not a stripper, she's a man.
15) If she's a man, warn friends
16) Do not try to distinguish between fear and pleasure at the Zone. There is no distinction
17) No, I don't have any money you can borrow
1 For every problem, there is a chemical solution
19) Enjoy your time here, your famous....everyone is
20) No, I REALLY don't have any money you can borrow
21) I don't have my bank card on me either
22) The "3 degrees of separation" theory applies
23) Everyone's NOT staring at you.....unless you think they are
24) You know it's time to leave when:
a) You wake up in the "Green Room" in a puddle of piss with you empty wallet on your chest
b) You've already left, you just didn't know it
c) You faintly hear the bouncer yelling at your friend "get that out of here"......and he's pointing at you
d) When ALL your Comfort Zone associates say, "dude, you look ****ed!"
e) You realize that the friendly fag you met earlier is giving you an EXTRA friendly massage. And you're enjoying it.
f) You've been partying for 3 days and think that one more pill/bump/line/cap will miraculously give you energy.
g) The back hems of your designer jeans are tattered and black & Your eyeballs are about to pop out of your skull
h) No one has drugs
i) Everyone looks familiar
j) No one looks familiar
k) When you look in the mirror and you mistake the white ring on the egde of your nostril for a powdered donut
l) You stop breathing
m) You wander around aimlessly, not knowing what to do with your self
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o) You've considered checking in at the Waverly Hotel
25) You know you've been going to the comfort zone too long when:
a) All the friends you have now, you met at the comfort zone
b) You miss a week at the Zone and wonder if it's still there
c) You stopped hiding the fact that you're a regular patron
d) You're cool with the young baggy sweat suit bandana thugs. And their cool with you.
e) you actually play a game of pool
f) when your friend gets robbed and you console him
g) the bouncer searches you
h) you know "the Persians"
i) the sight of three uniformed police officers INSIDE the zone is "business as usual"
j) the fear of being punched, stabbed, shot, raped, or kidnapped has subsided
k) It's your only form of exercise and you're sporting a six pack. And you attribute your fine figure to a healthy diet of Crystal Meth, Coke, GHB supplements
l) You have separate "Zone" clothes and shoes that you bring out on Saturday night.
m) You stay in Saturday nights just to go on Sunday mornings
n) The bums at the mission know you
26) you know you've left the comfort zone when:
a) it's time to go to work
Is this true or what? LOL. Got this in an email. Thanks Louise. |
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| riskytrader |
| How big is the club and usually how many ppl does it hold? |
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| She_Fitz |
Sasha... I love when the student becomes the teacher.
Rachel.. see how quickly things change. Just a few weeks ago we reassured you that you would love it.. and again another fine example of the student becoming the teacher...
:D |
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| Frank Jame |
| ^ I'd say it fits about 175-200 people in the downstairs area where the dj booth is. Can't remember how big the upstairs is. |
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| EvilTree |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jungle Fever
comfort zone basics.... |
Posted 3rd now on this thread :p |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by psiico111
Remember the thread about the fairies and nets? The guy who was a part of that, I've since seen him there with some sort of furry masquerade mask and matching fan and once in one of those pointy rice farmer hats and a black balaclava. I've never seen him wear a shirt. Halloween should be normal for that guy at least. |
Lol wow. That is just awesome. |
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| Jungle Fever |
| quote: | Originally posted by EvilTree
Posted 3rd now on this thread :p |
Sorry, I tried looking for it before posting it. |
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| house_conXion |
I miss CZ
*tear |
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| _EuG_ |
someone needs to sneak a camara in and make a documentry to put on youtube...
hidden camera at the zone would be priceless! |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Jungle Fever
Sorry, I tried looking for it before posting it. |
You didn't do a very good job then chris...it's not that hard to miss! hahah j/k |
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