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Comfort Zone ??? (pg. 6)
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| Cro_Addict |
| starting to look like a place id love to be at....:tongue2 |
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| PressPLay |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
I wasn't safe there on Sunday, I had guy after guy pawing at me at every available opportunity... wanting to take me to the G room (bahahahah) |
Sorry to hear that! It must have been the telepathic English accent saying "No sex please, we're British!" The regulars can sense that you're a fish out of water.:stongue: J/K |
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| English Rachel |
| quote: | Originally posted by PressPLay
Sorry to hear that! It must have been the telepathic English accent saying "No sex please, we're British!" The regulars can sense that you're a fish out of water.:stongue: J/K |
I think I was the only girl there without sores on my face... |
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| GrooveBuff |
is the G room that little cubicle at the back near the pooltable?
i'm sticking to the black lights from now on. i was there on Sunday and there was some serious sketcherama.
i think i'm gona wait until sydney blu extended set to return. |
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| English Rachel |
| quote: | Originally posted by GrooveBuff
i think i'm gona wait until sydney blu extended set to return. |
Ditto!
Did you see me? Do I know you? You weren't one or the 'pawers' were you? |
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| iLLnaDa |
| only been 3 times and it was spread over 8 month period...and all three times i had a tea nd a bagel in the lineup ppl were lookin at me like i was on crack but really i had just got outta bed hehehe...its fun if u go with a good cru and depending on who's spinning...sydney blu and anthony atalla play their BEST imo at the CZ!!!! |
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| PressPLay |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
I think I was the only girl there without sores on my face... |
God, I miss the glory days when morning mass at church used to be filled with sexy, slutty strippers. Some of them were real hotties too!!!:eyes:
Here's a classic brought back from the dead for the n00bs.;)
comfort zone basics....
1) don't ask, because, you DON'T want to know
2) Heaven's Gate
3) Hell's
4) Be careful what you say and who you say it to; the CIA (Comfort Zone Intelligence Agency) does exist
5) 68% of the patrons are always more ****ED than you
6) The CZ Virus is real, exists only in The Zone, and is only curable by not going to the Zone for 4 consecutive weeks
7) Half of America's "Most Wanted" can be found at the Comfort Zone
If the Zone were to shut down, the crime rate in the city would increase by 32%
9) If you decide to play the "do I stay, do I go" game,you will lose
10) Trust me, you'll be back. Everyone comes back
11) Many people will remember you by name. You will remember none. Fake it.
12) Yes. She is 16
13) Bartering, negotiating, and haggling are common practice
14) If she looks like a stripper, she is. If she's not a stripper, she's a man.
15) If she's a man, warn friends
16) Do not try to distinguish between fear and pleasure at the Zone. There is no distinction
17) No, I don't have any money you can borrow
1 For every problem, there is a chemical solution
19) Enjoy your time here, your famous....everyone is
20) No, I REALLY don't have any money you can borrow
21) I don't have my bank card on me either
22) The "3 degrees of separation" theory applies
23) Everyone's NOT staring at you.....unless you think they are
24) You know it's time to leave when:
a) You wake up in the "Green Room" in a puddle of piss with you empty wallet on your chest
b) You've already left, you just didn't know it
c) You faintly hear the bouncer yelling at your friend "get that out of here"......and he's pointing at you
d) When ALL your Comfort Zone associates say, "dude, you look ****ed!"
e) You realize that the friendly fag you met earlier is giving you an EXTRA friendly massage. And you're enjoying it.
f) You've been partying for 3 days and think that one more pill/bump/line/cap will miraculously give you energy.
g) The back hems of your designer jeans are tattered and black & Your eyeballs are about to pop out of your skull
h) No one has drugs
i) Everyone looks familiar
j) No one looks familiar
k) When you look in the mirror and you mistake the white ring on the egde of your nostril for a powdered donut
l) You stop breathing
m) You wander around aimlessly, not knowing what to do with your self
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o) You've considered checking in at the Waverly Hotel
25) You know you've been going to the comfort zone too long when:
a) All the friends you have now, you met at the comfort zone
b) You miss a week at the Zone and wonder if it's still there
c) You stopped hiding the fact that you're a regular patron
d) You're cool with the young baggy sweat suit bandana thugs. And their cool with you.
e) you actually play a game of pool
f) when your friend gets robbed and you console him
g) the bouncer searches you
h) you know "the Persians"
i) the sight of three uniformed police officers INSIDE the zone is "business as usual"
j) the fear of being punched, stabbed, shot, raped, or kidnapped has subsided
k) It's your only form of exercise and you're sporting a six pack. And you attribute your fine figure to a healthy diet of Crystal Meth, Coke, GHB supplements
l) You have separate "Zone" clothes and shoes that you bring out on Saturday night.
m) You stay in Saturday nights just to go on Sunday mornings
n) The bums at the mission know you
26) you know you've left the comfort zone when:
a) it's time to go to work |
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| iLLnaDa |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
I've never seen it |
me neither....the best part about the CZ is the f'in dancefloor and the SKETCH PATIO FTW!!!! hahahahaha
if u decide to go to the Zone even for like 10 minutes just go check out that patio!!! its f'in hilarious :p :gsmile: |
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| English Rachel |
OMMFG that list was hilarious!!!!
And many of those points are exceptionally true! |
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| _EuG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by iLLnaDa
me neither....the best part about the CZ is the f'in dancefloor and the SKETCH PATIO FTW!!!! hahahahah
if u decide to go to the Zone even for like 10 minutes just go check out that patio!!! its f'in hilarious :p :gsmile: |
the patio is a freakshow and a half... It must be checked it out for sure!!!! |
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| Cro_Addict |
| yay i started a good thread :D after being bitched out about starting too many..lol |
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| _EuG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cro_Addict
yay i started a good thread :D after being bitched out about starting too many..lol |
1 more thing... never plan to go to the zone, only go there spontaniously when you havent had enough at ur saturday night party |
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