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another joke thread (pg. 3)
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| pvdAngel |
A man get run over by a mobile library. The driver gets out, goes over him and says "Shhhhhh...!"
A naked man is going to a fancy dress party.
Someone walks past and asks 'What are you going as?'
Man replies 'Tortoise'.
Other person spots a woman on his back: 'Who's she?'
Naked man: 'That's Michelle!'
Shakespeare walks into a pub and the bartender say 'Get out, you're bar(re)d!
I only know Peter Kay jokes. |
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| dj tek |
how do you punish helen keller for being too loud
give her mittens
whys stevie wonder so happy
cuz he dont know hes black
if 2 rappers dont like eachother and theyre both vegeterians do they still have beef ? or do they just squash it |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bidor
i dont like racists. neither their jokes. |
Oh please. That wasn't even that bad. These are probably the most racist jokes I've heard:
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy
Q: How do you stop black kids from jumping up and down on their beds?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you starve a black guy?
A: Hide his foodstamps in his work boots.
Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Yea I'm not sure which one is the worst, so I try to tell them all at cocktail parties. |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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wahahahahhahahahaah thats ed up but ing funny |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Oh please. That wasn't even that bad. These are probably the most racist jokes I've heard:
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy
Q: How do you stop black kids from jumping up and down on their beds?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you starve a black guy?
A: Hide his foodstamps in his work boots.
Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
Yea I'm not sure which one is the worst, so I try to tell them all at cocktail parties. |
Oh ho, ho ho!
/goes to hell |
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| lücid |
what do you call a black guy who flies an airplane for a living?
a pilot, you ing racist! |
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| Slylee |
| i dont get the first joke. so the priest was ing the mom? |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet. |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet. |
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? pt. 2
re-arrange the furniture |
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| Miss Julia |
| i wanna see some chuck norris jokes |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i dont get the first joke. so the priest was ing the mom? |
Bingo.
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Julia
i wanna see some chuck norris jokes |
Oh God, please no. :nervous: |
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