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another joke thread (pg. 8)
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| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
A man took his St. Bernard to the vet and said to the vet: "my dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet, "lets have a look at him."
So he picks the dog up by its ears & has a good look at it's yes.
"Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man incredulously.
"No," the vet answers, "because he's very heavy."
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Bill and Hillary Clinton are at a baseball game. As the game is getting ready to start, Bill stands up, picks up Hillary, and throws her out onto the field.
When he sits down, his chief advisor leans over and says, "You know, Bill, you may have misunderstood me. I said you have to throw out the first pitch."
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haha ing loved these two |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
whats the best thing about shagging twenty-eight year olds?
theres twenty of them |
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| lolimback |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
whats the best thing about shagging twenty-eight year olds?
theres twenty of them |
lololololololfag |
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| Marc Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by lolimback
lololololololfag |
leave |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
whats the best thing about shagging twenty-eight year olds?
theres twenty of them |
lol oh nos, I laughed:( |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
lol oh nos, I laughed:( |
i know right? since when did being a pedophile and mollesting small children become funny? :wtf: |
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| Omega_M |
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober!" |
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| dj tek |
| that pedo bear is played out |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
that pedo bear is played out |
yea it wasn't really funny to begin with. at least not to me. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i know right? since when did being a pedophile and mollesting small children become funny? :wtf: |
lol seriously..
I still don't think it's funny, and I want to slap all the tards that post pedo bear pics, BUT i laughed at this. |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning. His mother asks, "Have you done your chores yet?"
"No," replies the boy, "but could I have breakfast first?"
"You know the rules, go outside and clean the chicken coop, milk the cow and feed the pigs."
The boy goes down to the chicken coop and lazily cleans it. When he is finished he he kicks a chicken. Next, we walks to the barn and takes out the old milking cow. After milking her thoroughly, he kicks her. Then the boy gets the food and feeds the pigs. Once he is done he kicks a pig.
Finally, the boy runs back to his house, very hungry. His mother gives him a plate with nothing on it but an apple. Disappointed, the boy says, "Where's my eggs, my milk and my sausage?"
"Well," says his mother, "I saw you kick a chicken, so now you don't get eggs. I saw you kick the cow, so now you don't get milk. I saw you kick the pig, so now you don't get any sausage."
Just then, the boy's father walks in and kicks the cat. The boy says to his mother, "Should I tell him now, or do you want to?" |
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| occrider |
Ok I've been holding this one back, but I can'ts no longer.
Q: What did the Nazi say to the black Jew?
A: You get in the back of the oven. |
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