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Cheating (pg. 51)
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
honestly.
Is ur life that dull that u must jerk off to the thought of jamie fuking someone? |
yes! that is precisely it. and on the weekends i tie a rope around my balls for effect.
why only keep it to the weekends you might ask? well they chafe so easy! |
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| denys envy |
| i rape clovis every night in my dreams... |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
i rape clovis every night in my dreams... |
And you don't even give me a reach around you . |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clovis
And you don't even give me a reach around you . |
kinda hard when i'm ing you in the ear isn't it? yeah that's right - i think your taste in music is sexy. aural ftw! :happy2: |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
ps the other guy jamie slept with was rodrico. |
No no no no no...You got the story all wrong, actually a guatemalan lady boy named Jaime got me drunk and as they say, the rest is history.
| quote: | Originally posted by Renzo
I heard Rodrico and Vivid ran a train on her. |
Chugga-chugga? |
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| Rose |
god damn this thread just never ends does it?
thread needs moar PLUR:
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| denys envy |
| is that last one rubbing her cooter?? :wtf: |
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| bananas |
| lulz "cooter" :toothless |
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| Rose |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
is that last one rubbing her cooter?? :wtf: |
:stongue: yes! I bet she spread lots of PLUR that night. |
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| MunkyAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by denys envy
is that last one rubbing her cooter?? :wtf: |
hahah!!! plur makes baby jesus cry |
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| Slylee |
damn keeping up with this thread is a full time job. too bad i just found a job lol
anyway funny story re: cheating. i remembered this last night. i cheated on my ex whom i was with for 3 years and it was a really unhealthy relationship...lots of drugs and partying and fighting and making up, etc... he cheated on me too...bla bla bla
i didn't actually have sex with another guy but i drunkenly made out with one after bar hopping all night with some friends (to me that's still cheating and i was all anxious about it for a while...never told the ex though).
so then one day the ex and i were going to his business partner's daughter's wedding. and guess who the best man was? yup. the guy i made out with like 2 months before. LOL what are the ing chances of that, right? we totally looked at each other like :wtf: and pretended not to know each other when we were introduced. the whole time i just wanted to get the out of there asap. so uncomfortable. |
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| bananas |
| The secret is to drink so much that you wouldn't remember you've cheated, that way your conscience is clear:gsmile: |
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