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Cheating (pg. 69)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
next time man...i warn you that my wweekends consist of snooty restaurants and hockey games now. |
You do realize thats just one step away from home improvements and dirty diapers, right? |
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| elFreak |
home improvements are already done...and for some reason she has to touch every baby she sees.
i am ed man.
*this is why you crush up birth control and stick it in the sweetener jar for morning coffee*
the world is not ready for the anti christ yet. |
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| denys envy |
my girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the tiiiimmeeee.
alcohol and "300-like" kicks near the top of the escalator are my birth control. make sure the escalator is coming towards you - she's bound to hit a few more steps on the way down. |
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| elFreak |
if you want a girl to get an abortion it is pretty easy.
When she tells you she is pregnant scream, "Yesssssssss, bigger government checks and getting blowjobs even if i get fat and bald. Pwned bitch!"
works every time.
if it doesn't, develop a sudden tick that makes your genes look horrible. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
if you want a girl to get an abortion it is pretty easy.
When she tells you she is pregnant scream, "Yesssssssss, bigger government checks and getting blowjobs even if i get fat and bald. Pwned bitch!"
works every time.
if it doesn't, develop a sudden tick that makes your genes look horrible. |
where was this advice 3 years ago :mad: |
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| denys envy |
| fucker. i could've been in the clear. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| bro next time she gets pregant and shes like 6 months. when ur riving and drop her off be the perfect gantleman and run outise to her side andopen the door for her. Help her out. and when shes planted her first foot out the door and starting to stand up, and half her bodt is out the door, SLAM THE IN door on her belly.. |
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| elFreak |
| or just go out for cigarettes and fly thousands of miles to start a new e life. |
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| denys envy |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
or just go out for cigarettes and fly thousands of miles to start a new e life. |
;)
i wasn't around for the 6 months eric... wait... nov. dec. jan. mar. apr. may. ... ok maybe i was. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
or just go out for cigarettes and fly thousands of miles to start a new e life. |
Maybe in Miami... don't forget your keystroke logger. |
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| elFreak |
| yeah and bring haggis. |
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