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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by crchingtiger
i have humps! and this camel is really in' thirsty so the wise man who is returning shortly can play with them as in exchance for a ing OASIS of merlot!
LET THERE BE WINE!
i think my name should be Bacchaus rather than Sloane... |
(missed 5 posts on last page damn speedy peeps..I am old gimme a break lol)
wise man say:
"Squirrels are what all the ladies really want"
:toothless
This squirrel has yet to see that come to fruition :conf: :wtf:
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
Hey, Occ, I snowboard, do you really want death to me? :( |
Do you block my attempts to jump by doing wide/slow carves that are utterly meaningless? Do you gain personal satisfaction in sitting down at the sweetest spot of a lip? Do you board 10 ft down the slope then fall on your ass with your possy of 10 people to pose and chat? Does it take you 10 minutes to look at a jump, 5 minutes to decide to do it and get up, 3 minutes to actually start moving, and plow the actual jump in order to slow down so you only get approximately 2 ft off the ground? If the answer is yes to these questions than I've probably already killed you by now :D
Normally I despise noob boarders/posers as much as I've hated noob skiers/posers, but as of late I've been hanging out in terrain parks to try and build my jump skills. And for some reason terrain parks seem to attract posers in vast quantities ... the majority being snowboarders. :whip: :whip: |
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| Orbax |
no, but really, it was someone who randomly IMd me about 4 months ago and I talked to for about 10 seconds
out of the blue I get an Email
here is me doing the splits and shes half naked |
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redeye
I pay good money for a lift ticket to not have to swerve out of the way of snowboarders digging pits and bumps :mad:
:p |
Hey, we're entertaining, and it's hard to pull our stunts :p
| quote: | | some random girl sent me a picture of herself doing the splits with her ass hanging out yesterday. It was pretty cool. Cuz she had an awesome ass. |
How the hell did you mix us up? :haha:
Woot Rob! I'll pick you up! :) |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
Hey, we're entertaining, and it's hard to pull our stunts :p
How the hell did you mix us up? :haha:
Woot Rob! I'll pick you up! :) |
send me a picture of you half naked doing the splits with your ass hanging out and Ill tell you :cool: |
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| crchingtiger |
calm down over the snowboarding shizzle kids!!
don't hate! 'preciate! |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
no, but really, it was someone who randomly IMd me about 4 months ago and I talked to for about 10 seconds
out of the blue I get an Email
here is me doing the splits and shes half naked |
Why can't I have this luck?
Ok random women I am chatting with on IM's....send me half nekkid pics.
I will beg :toothless
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| Trancer-X |
| quote: | Originally posted by Redeye
ah, I collect beer and wine. Its a hobby and a passion. It also helps that philly has the most microbreweries in the US and the best beer cafes in america...
http://www.monkscafe.com
check it out. Best beer selection in america I think |
Nice! I used to collect beer bottles but have been seriously slacking.
Hey, if you can tell me what it says at the VERY bottom of THIS page I'll buy you a case of your favorite beer!
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Do you block my attempts to jump by doing wide/slow carves that are utterly meaningless? Do you gain personal satisfaction in sitting down at the sweetest spot of a lip? Do you board 10 ft down the slope then fall on your ass with your possy of 10 people to pose and chat? Does it take you 10 minutes to look at a jump, 5 minutes to decide to do it and get up, 3 minutes to actually start moving, and plow the actual jump in order to slow down so you only get approximately 2 ft off the ground? If the answer is yes to these questions than I've probably already killed you by now :D
Normally I despise noob boarders/posers as much as I've hated noob skiers/posers, but as of late I've been hanging out in terrain parks to try and build my jump skills. And for some reason terrain parks seem to attract posers in vast quantities ... the majority being snowboarders. :whip: :whip: |
Nope, I do none of that :D I actually snowboard alone usually. If I'm not up to par enough because I am out of practice, I practice on the side of the mountain before I go and disturb you skier's ;)
Remember this at Christmas...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, While both the
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid- December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.
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>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
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>We should have known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost! |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancer-X
Nice! I used to collect beer bottles but have been seriously slacking.
Hey, if you can tell me what it says at the VERY bottom of THIS page I'll buy you a case of your favorite beer!
:toothless |
It says: Trancer-X is an evil ass-smurf :p
MrS |
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| anuneventrade |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
send me a picture of you half naked doing the splits with your ass hanging out and Ill tell you :cool: |
The view of my ass last night wasn't enough? You need pictures too? :D ;) :haha: |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
Nope, I do none of that :D I actually snowboard alone usually. If I'm not up to par enough because I am out of practice, I practice on the side of the mountain before I go and disturb you skier's ;)
Remember this at Christmas...
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, While both the
male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male
reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid- December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring.
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>Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
girl.
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>We should have known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost! |
I guess that also explains why all the reindeer were such bitches to rudolph. Most of the other reindeer have girls names (dancer, prancer, vixen) but Rudolph is the man and he took charge. Basically a harem. Which I agree with. |
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