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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
oh, but there's nothing like some good 80s pop! prince is the perfect example... "i just want your extra time and your KISS!"
and "she wore a razzzzzzzberry beret...." |
Sexy M.F. is the best Prince song ever. Or should I say:
Guard your folks and get your daughter
(Sexy mother****** shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
The sexy mother******'s so fine I could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 5'8"
(Sexy mother****** shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
MrS |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
if I told you my worst drinking stories, I would eventually end up in prison |
i know i have stories like that, but i block them from my memory so i can deny all knowledge when necessary. don't be a pansy, bring 'em out! i'll do my best to match them. |
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| Omegasox |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
lol, wtf did you have to do with the fight? |
My friend was the one screaming he was the King, as hard as I was laughing I couldn't let him get his ass beat lol :D |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
Sexy M.F. is the best Prince song ever. Or should I say:
Guard your folks and get your daughter
(Sexy mother****** shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
The sexy mother******'s so fine I could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 5'8"
(Sexy mother****** shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
MrS |
which happens to remind me of michael jackson!
"you've been hit by a smooth criminal"
amazing, love it. but when you get right down to it, as stated before, i'm all about 80s metal and hair bands. bon jovi is STILL hotter than all get out and i want to jump him. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
i know i have stories like that, but i block them from my memory so i can deny all knowledge when necessary. don't be a pansy, bring 'em out! i'll do my best to match them. |
they involve underage girls, throwing up, me on top of underage girls, and sometimes all 3 lol...plus more. Ask me tomorrow. right now i dont feel like tuping a lot. |
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| Omegasox |
Another one:
In our dorm room, we "pennied" a guy in his room (Stack pennies underneath the door and you can't open it) when we were drinking and it got to the point where he had to piss so bad he decided to jump out the window (2nd floor, still to this day I ask him why he didn't just piss out the window). So he lands on his feet and fractures one ankle, breaks the other. So he's laying there screaming, by the time we get down there he's laying there with his dong out peeing sideways. :( |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
they involve underage girls, throwing up, me on top of underage girls, and sometimes all 3 lol...plus more. Ask me tomorrow. right now i dont feel like tuping a lot. |
tomorrow i will not even know my name ;) |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
tomorrow i will not even know my name ;) |
thats cool. I wont remember that I posted anything. itll be like treasure hunts tomorrow :D |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
thats cool. I wont remember that I posted anything. itll be like treasure hunts tomorrow :D |
i love that! it's like going through your cell phone call record and trying to figure out what happened. or playing, "where did i get that cut/bruise?" or you go through your pockets and try to determine how you lost your keys/ID/money but somehow acquired a phone number, a couple bottlecaps, a rock and god knows what else. but i think the best is when i get IMs from people telling me, "you were really funny last night." |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
which happens to remind me of michael jackson!
"you've been hit by a smooth criminal"
amazing, love it. but when you get right down to it, as stated before, i'm all about 80s metal and hair bands. bon jovi is STILL hotter than all get out and i want to jump him. |
You love HAIR BANDS too?
Maybe I wasn't kidding earlier :D
(Ozzy)
Heaven, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you
What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy
(Lita and Ozzy alternating)
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain unchanged
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain the same
MrS |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
i love that! it's like going through your cell phone call record and trying to figure out what happened. or playing, "where did i get that cut/bruise?" or you go through your pockets and try to determine how you lost your keys/ID/money but somehow acquired a phone number, a couple bottlecaps, a rock and god knows what else. but i think the best is when i get IMs from people telling me, "you were really funny last night." |
to this day i dont know where my cowboy hat, pipe tamper, shirt, jacket, beanie, 1 pair of keys, a lighter (expenseive), some other shi ttha t I KNOW is lost but cant remembe rwhat it is, and other are gone. |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
You love HAIR BANDS too?
Maybe I wasn't kidding earlier :D
(Ozzy)
Heaven, is in the palm of my hand, and it's waiting here for you
What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy
(Lita and Ozzy alternating)
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain unchanged
If I close my eyes forever
Will it all remain the same
MrS |
how 'bout the quintessential hair band song...
lookin' like a champ like a video vamp
demolition woman can i be your man (your man)
razz a little dazz a little flash a little light
blah blah blah blah blah (haven't listened to the song in a bit)
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME in the name of love POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME |
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