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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
well you and Theresa have you faucet tricks and dildos to take care of you hehehe |
haha this is true :-P |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| You guys are wack, either that or I know how to work it. The girls I've been with all love it. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
haha this is true :-P |
I wonder, did you name your dildo...I have this funny feeling you did. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
You guys are wack, either that or I know how to work it. The girls I've been with all love it. |
We cant all have voices like Barry White, your just a smooth operator my man. |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
I wonder, did you name your dildo...I have this funny feeling you did. |
hehehe i told Theresa to carve Floorfiller in the side of hers :stongue: |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
We cant all have voices like Barry White, your just a smooth operator my man. |
rofl, gave me an image of me being big and black talking dirty on the phone. |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
hehehe i told Theresa to carve Floorfiller in the side of hers :stongue: |
LOL, mine would suit perfectly. The Mighty "ROD", actually thats not even my real name, but you get the gist. |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
Regarding stank, shaving helps with smell, at least around the lips. If you sweat, piss, secrete whatever it is you secrete, etc, the hairs can trap the smell and give the guy a rollercoaster ride after he gets a whiff. Also, what tends to happen especially in younger girls (<20) is that they don't EXPECT to be eaten out, or for the guy to go down there, but of course smells begin at a much younger age. Older girls do expect it, and tend to be a little more clean.
Anecdote:
I remember being 15 with a 15 year old chick in bed, both naked, not knowing what the hell we were doing. I tried to grow some balls and go down on her, being my first time. I got really close to the panties, caught a whiff and my face must've turned white. It was just bad, and I can tolerate smells, but the concoction she had going on down there of 8 different smells made it intolerable. And of course not knowing how to approach the situation, I went back up and whispered in her ear... "Do you want me to go down on you..." she responds "MMmmm-hmmm", "Well... (not knowing how to say it) I'd like for you to wash first."
She put on her clothes, left, and never talked to me again. But the way I see it, I taught her a lesson, and I bet that everytime she goes out with a guy now, she's cleaner than Mr. Clean. I should charge money for teaching these life lessons.
The right thing to do, like someone else mentioned (Slylee?) is to take them in the shower like a 3 year old and wash them. |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
Anecdote:
I remember being 15 with a 15 year old chick in bed, both naked, not knowing what the hell we were doing. I tried to grow some balls and go down on her, being my first time. I got really close to the panties, caught a whiff and my face must've turned white. It was just bad, and I can tolerate smells, but the concoction she had going on down there of 8 different smells made it intolerable. And of course not knowing how to approach the situation, I went back up and whispered in her ear... "Do you want me to go down on you..." she responds "MMmmm-hmmm", "Well... (not knowing how to say it) I'd like for you to wash first."
She put on her clothes, left, and never talked to me again. But the way I see it, I taught her a lesson, and I bet that everytime she goes out with a guy now, she's cleaner than Mr. Clean. I should charge money for teaching these life lessons.
The right thing to do, like someone else mentioned (Slylee?) is to take them in the shower like a 3 year old and wash them. |
ahahhaha
same thing happend to me (for the most part) i havn't tried it since :) |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ibiza Dreams
Regarding stank, shaving helps with smell, at least around the lips. If you sweat, piss, secrete whatever it is you secrete, etc, the hairs can trap the smell and give the guy a rollercoaster ride after he gets a whiff. Also, what tends to happen especially in younger girls (<20) is that they don't EXPECT to be eaten out, or for the guy to go down there, but of course smells begin at a much younger age. Older girls do expect it, and tend to be a little more clean.
Anecdote:
I remember being 15 with a 15 year old chick in bed, both naked, not knowing what the hell we were doing. I tried to grow some balls and go down on her, being my first time. I got really close to the panties, caught a whiff and my face must've turned white. It was just bad, and I can tolerate smells, but the concoction she had going on down there of 8 different smells made it intolerable. And of course not knowing how to approach the situation, I went back up and whispered in her ear... "Do you want me to go down on you..." she responds "MMmmm-hmmm", "Well... (not knowing how to say it) I'd like for you to wash first."
She put on her clothes, left, and never talked to me again. But the way I see it, I taught her a lesson, and I bet that everytime she goes out with a guy now, she's cleaner than Mr. Clean. I should charge money for teaching these life lessons.
The right thing to do, like someone else mentioned (Slylee?) is to take them in the shower like a 3 year old and wash them. |
Man, when eating out some smelly , farting becomes like a breath of fresh air. |
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| Ibiza Dreams |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
Man, when eating out some smelly , farting becomes like a breath of fresh air. |
ROFL, dude you almost made snot come out of my nose with that one. Funny as , but real too.
How about dealing with farts. A bit awkward, especially the loud deafening ones. "It's ok baby, it's natural." Still awkward as , the guy is thinking "was that her ass that made that sound?" She's thinking "does he think that was my ass that made that sound?" |
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| Floorfiller |
| you people are ruining this thread hehehe...but its hilarious :stongue: :stongue: |
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