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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
Its not a matter of not doing it, its a matter of being called gay for thinking about it! |
Well, the first thing you've said that I agree with, even in the slightest. :p |
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| spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Well, the first thing you've said that I agree with, even in the slightest. :p |
Watch it, next you'll be touching your girlfriend's breasts! |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
Watch it, next you'll be touching your girlfriend's breasts! |
Hey, I never said I didn't do that. I just said I don't have sex. ;) |
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| spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Hey, I never said I didn't do that. I just said I don't have sex. ;) |
Shock horror!
Don't tell me you've also got wet fingers before?
The poor girl doesn't sound like she's ever been satisfied, you know being the TA all round nice guy, I can really help with these sort of situations. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
Shock horror!
Don't tell me you've also got wet fingers before? |
Nope.
| quote: | | The poor girl doesn't sound like she's ever been satisfied, you know being the TA all round nice guy, I can really help with these sort of situations. |
Nah, I'm good. |
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| Anomyst |
| stoopid girl, carpet muncher me-thinks |
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| spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by Anomyst
stoopid girl, carpet muncher me-thinks |
He's gonna have to clean out some cobwebs when he finally gets down there.
I really feel for these poor bastards that wait until marriage with some girl with similar sexual values, especially if they are religious.
This is the general outcome:
- The guy is never going to cop a decent real blow job. One of the greatest joys of life.
- The guy is going to cop a pretty hairy bush. Nasty.
- The guy is going to cop a lifetime of missionary sex. There will probably be no doggy with the lights on.
- The poor guy will probably get treated like a pedophile if suggests something a little wild or new.
- The guy is never going to get a threesome.
- The girl is probably never going to have long quality sex.
- The girl will probably never have an orgasm.
- The girl will get bored and turned off sex.
The problem is that men and women reach their sexual peak at different times in their life and its difficult to be totally sexual compatible when you haven't figured out what your thing is yet. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by spec
He's gonna have to clean out some cobwebs when he finally gets down there.
I really feel for these poor bastards that wait until marriage with some girl with similar sexual values, especially if they are religious.
This is the general outcome:
- The guy is never going to cop a decent real blow job. One of the greatest joys of life.
- The guy is going to cop a pretty hairy bush. Nasty.
- The guy is going to cop a lifetime of missionary sex. There will probably be no doggy with the lights on.
- The poor guy will probably get treated like a pedophile if suggests something a little wild or new.
- The guy is never going to get a threesome.
- The girl is probably never going to have long quality sex.
- The girl will probably never have an orgasm.
- The girl will get bored and turned off sex.
The problem is that men and women reach their sexual peak at different times in their life and its difficult to be totally sexual compatible when you haven't figured out what your thing is yet. |
Well, then by your philosophy, I guess it sucks for me.
Meh. |
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| spec |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
Well, then by your philosophy, I guess it sucks for me.
Meh. |
Yeah, probably worth necking yourself now! |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
[font=comic sans ms]No one is sticking anything up my ass. Ever. At any point and time. EVER. No matter HOW much I love you. No. Guys who like to stick it up their girlfriends ass, I'm afraid have homosexual tendencies. That is how gay men have sex. If you want to stick it up someone's ass go find a gay man. And guys that want to give it up the ass but hate gays, are not only hypocritical, but maybe they are denying their real urges.
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not true. straight guys like to give their girlfriends anal sex because A. it's dirty (big turn on) B. it's tighter C. it's so taboo
guys are turned on by stuff like that. being homosexual is not just about having anal sex. it's about being attracted to men instead of women...anal sex is the only way they can have it so...you get me?
there are a lot of men out there (straight) who like to have anal with their girlfriend, and who also like to *gasp* have their perineum/ played with or whatever during sex, but are probably scared to admit it. it's an erogenous zone and enhances the orgasm in both sexes. |
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| kr00t0n |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
not true. straight guys like to give their girlfriends anal sex because A. it's dirty (big turn on) B. it's tighter C. it's so taboo
guys are turned on by stuff like that. being homosexual is not just about having anal sex. it's about being attracted to men instead of women...anal sex is the only way they can have it so...you get me?
there are a lot of men out there (straight) who like to have anal with their girlfriend, and who also like to *gasp* have their perineum/ played with or whatever during sex, but are probably scared to admit it. it's an erogenous zone and enhances the orgasm in both sexes. |
Right you are, it'd be like saying guys who want blowjobs have homosexual tendencies, because gay guys do that too |
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| UWM |
:stongue: @ spec.
You're comin' around mate :D |
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