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| Zewad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
One night I was having sex with my ex, and I had to stop him in the middle of it because I had to puke *drinking*. I felt really bad. LOL! (Happened more than once :wtf: ) |
solid!!! |
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| Floorfiller |
did you girls have after-devirginized breakfasts or night outs or anything like that? where you go out with your friends??
i remember i got invited to one once and it was pretty funny...i didn't know girls did that kinda thing HAHAHA |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
did you girls have after-devirginized breakfasts or night outs or anything like that? where you go out with your friends??
i remember i got invited to one once and it was pretty funny...i didn't know girls did that kinda thing HAHAHA |
Nope... but you can bet your ass I called my girlfriend's the next day and told them every last detail, and talked about it to them for hours! |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
did you girls have after-devirginized breakfasts or night outs or anything like that? where you go out with your friends??
i remember i got invited to one once and it was pretty funny...i didn't know girls did that kinda thing HAHAHA |
my mom and her best friend took me out to dinner after i got my period... |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
my mom and her best friend took me out to dinner after i got my period... |
LMAO! My mom just congratulated me, and then preceeded to call every family member to announce it. I wanted to die. |
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| Floorfiller |
| oh yeah. our neighbor that we have had to come to our front door to tell our family that her daughter had started to wear a training bra :wtf: :wtf: |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
my mom and her best friend took me out to dinner after i got my period... |
I hope she bought you to a bloody mary. 
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
ok so here is my pee story for those that didn't get it over MSN
so i'm dating this girl. and we've been together "intimately" a few times ;). i don't really think much of it at the time, but she always seems to have to go to the bathroom after sex. so this one time, we're getting things going. She is starting to orgasm and she just starts pissing all over me :wtf:. it was totally an uncontrolled thing (prolikewhoa already explained the functionings of the female anatomy to me hehe ;)). so anyway, needless to say...she was embarrassed as hell, but i down played it like it was no big deal. |
You lucky devil she treated you to a "golden shower" :stongue: |
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| Dr. Cfire |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
did you girls have after-devirginized breakfasts or night outs or anything like that? where you go out with your friends??
i remember i got invited to one once and it was pretty funny...i didn't know girls did that kinda thing HAHAHA |
I work In a grocery store and we get these kind cake orders all the time:
Congratulations *BLANK* on becoming a woman.
We are not talking small cakes either, like full slab 100 person cakes.:eek: |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
I work In a grocery store and we get these kind cake orders all the time:
Congratulations *BLANK* on becoming a woman.
We are not talking small cakes either, like full slab 100 person cakes.:eek: |
lol gross |
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| wwu.punisher |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dr. Cfire
I work In a grocery store and we get these kind cake orders all the time:
Congratulations *BLANK* on becoming a woman.
We are not talking small cakes either, like full slab 100 person cakes.:eek: |
lol. wtf. |
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| DigitalMP |
Thanks Amelia, for directing me through the last 15 pages. Where to begin...
What do I say during sex? ", you feel good", or "goddamn that feels good". If she breaks out the dirty talk, I'll get dirtier, don't you worry.
My most serious ex was too tight for me. That never got better. Every time we had sex, it hurt her, even after 1/2 hour of foreplay, though it did help. I've had several exes call me the day after sex, happy as hell that they couldn't walk the next day, and making sure I knew that I was the reason why. But that was only from a combo of being big AND ing her for a couple hours.
I don't rock it to hurt a girl, though I know I can. That's just ed up. It doesn't make you a man to have a big cock, it makes you a man to use it to make your girl feel good. That means using your 4 incher to hit the right angles, or your 9 incher to prepare her for some hard slamming, but only when she's ready, and only so it feels good.
...stories. Mind you, these were all back in the day. In recent years, I've changed my ways a lot, and only have sex once every 3-4 months when I'm single. With that disclaimer in mind, our feature presentation:
#1
Back during my first undergrad, I was a pledge of my fraternity. My best friend was pledgemaster, who sets the schedule for pledge events, but also assures a pledge's rights are preserved. However, he was out to get me, so no one thought I'd have an easy time, since we were friends.
His girlfriend during that semester had a homely friend (though her body was nice) from her home near Oswego that was coming in for St Patrick's Day. I was so ing trashed, and she was on me like glue. He thought it would be funny to "make me" her. So, the four of us went back to her apartment that night, and things got hot, but Big D wasn't getting very big that night at all. She's like, "do you always have this problem?". I said, "well, maybe it's just the effect that you have on me." I wasn't upset to disjoin that union at all.
#2
I went out to a club to meet a bunch of friends fro a drink or two, since I worked in the morning. Probably about 30 friends made up of about 10 mini-groups that all knew each other, at least as acquaintances. An ex of mine asked me to meet her up there, and her intentions were obvious. That was cool, but we hadn't seen each other in about a month, though neither of us had seen anyone since we split up. So, at the club, I'm ready to leave, and Kelly asks me if I need a ride home. I tell her 'sure', knowing her intentions before i even got there. Well, her friend, also named Kelly, asks me if I want a shot when I say goodbye to her. I kill a shot of crown with her, and two more shots are waiting for me. I say, "what are you trying to do to me?". She replies, "Isn't it obvious?" Kelly #1 visits us and asks me if I'm ready, and I tell her I'm staying a bit longer. She gets pissed and leaves, and Kelly #2 and I leave and for a good 2.5 hours. I haven't seen her since. She moved to Cali, and Kelly #1 and I dated again a couple years later, but only for a couple months. |
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