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| UWM |
Keep going!
Embarass yourself! There's no shame here! |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
OMG Ooooooouuuucch!!!
Ok, can I just say, that I am not built for big boys. |
we're gonna get along just great :gsmile: :stongue: |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
we're gonna get along just great :gsmile: :stongue: |
Who says were going to get along at all?
And dont you think that its not a good idea to post on a public forum that you have a small pen0r? :p :stongue: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Who says were going to get along at all?
And dont you think that its not a good idea to post on a public forum that you have a small pen0r? :p :stongue: |
if i thought i had anything to worry about i wouldn't have posted it...;) :stongue: |
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| Seventil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
if i thought i had anything to worry about i wouldn't have posted it...;) :stongue: |
SNAP!
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| I <3 Zoolander. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Seventil
She spent a good 3 hours in the hospital after our first time. That's what you get for trying to be a pornstar your first time. Needless to say, it did give me a big ego for a while.
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Btw, did she need stitches?? |
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| Seventil |
New subject.
Guys: What do you say during sex?
When you're going at it: Do you think or say things like:
"Oh yeah! You like that? *slaps ass* Want daddy to give you more" (Porn starish)
or
do you do the subtle "Peter North" sort of approach"
"Ohhhhhh Yeah. *silence* Yeah. *more silence* Ohhhhhhh"
or
do you not make any noise or talk at all?
Women:
Which do you prefer? |
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| Seventil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ang ' ela_ie
Btw, did she need stitches?? |
Yeah, she did. I felt terrible afterward.
I actually thought this was kinda normal until my next few girlfriends didn't go to the hospital for it. And never had. Heh. |
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| Ang ' ela_ie |
| No, going to the ER to get stitches after sex is definately NOT normal. |
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| getfoul |
| have you ever seen the movie ICHI the KILLER? They needed more then stitches after sex.:nervous: |
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| Theresa |
DAMNIT! I wrote a whole response, and then it somehow disappeared. (Probably because I have about 9000000 windows open, and I accidentally closed it :( )
Anyways, I responded to the embarassing moment thing:
My most embarassing sexual experiences were my first FEW times. As most of you know, I am a tiny girl. Well when I lost my virginity, I was about 80 lbs, 5 feet tall, and believe me, EVERYTHING is in proportion, if you know what I mean.
Well lucky me, I just happened to get a well endowed boyfriend. After the first ten minutes my very first time, we had to stop because it was so painful. We didn't try again for about a month afterwards because I was too scared :nervous:
Finally I got fed up and told him to "JUST GO!" He did, as I bawled, and he started crying too (guess I was too tight for him). I have never felt so much pain inflicted on me by another human being. He felt so horrible for hurting me, and I waddled for a week, but it was worth it. After that, with practice, it continued to get better and better.
Funny thing though, was that I told all my girlfriends that sex is the most painful experience, and scared them all. They were all virgins at the time, but slowly they came to me and told me how I was wrong. I guess I just didn't realize that the guy I was with, was well over average.
The End.
One night I was having sex with my ex, and I had to stop him in the middle of it because I had to puke *drinking*. I felt really bad. LOL! (Happened more than once :wtf: ) |
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