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My ex boyfriend (pg. 10)
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by DancingQueen169
I was more commenting on why guys think it's such a great thing to be with a virgin or any girl for that matter and then boast about how you are going to "nail her" stuff like that. |
Although I will probably have to go into hiding after telling you this, I think it's time women found out:
There is a secret society women don't know about. Once a man looses his virginity, he is innaugurated into it. Basically how it works is, every man has a rating. The higher rating you have, the more man you are.
The point system works like this:
1 point is awarded for sex with
a. an "average girl"
b. "butterface"* or a "fat chick"**. ***
2 points are awarded for sex with a "good looking girl".
3 points are awarded for sex with a "babe".***
Your points are multiplied by two if the female in question was a virgin.
*Butterface - a female who has an attractive body, but who's face is not attractive.
**Fat chick condition - an anonymous voting process is held. Men of the society will vote "yes" if they think that they would have had sex with the female in question if they were intoxicated, and "no" if they think that they wouldn't have.
***b. is only valid if the man in question was heavily intoxicated
***Babe - a female that an average looking man, when walking past her, would look back at her more than twice
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| The Highroller |
I am a firm believer in no-strings-attatched sex.
Sure, men in relationships probably get more sex than I do, but when I want to make plans for the weekend, it fills me with a warm sense of joy knowing that I won't be subject to guilt tripping and pouting for the foreseeable future due to the fact that my weekend doesn't have time for "cuddling" and "us time". |
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| JB1 |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
So have you been keeping track of your yearly sex GPA then? |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by The Highroller
I am a firm believer in no-strings-attatched sex. |
Are you a firm believer in VD too? ;) |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
Are you a firm believer in VD too? ;) |
Yes, but not as firm a believer as in my friend gonorrhea. |
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| dance2dabeat |
umm yeah.......
about this sex thing with no strings attached, maybe I'm just a loser but I no interest nor have I ever about just having random sex. I mean sure I have had my flings in the past, but I am at a point in my life where I think meaningless sex is such a waste of time........
and it so much harder to get off if I don't have feelings for the person. It's just not as good of sex, therefore to me is a total waste of time. |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
umm yeah.......
about this sex thing with no strings attached, maybe I'm just a loser but I no interest nor have I ever about just having random sex. I mean sure I have had my flings in the past, but I am at a point in my life where I think meaningless sex is such a waste of time........
and it so much harder to get off if I don't have feelings for the person. It's just not as good of sex, therefore to me is a total waste of time. |
so i got to date u to get in ur pants?
ok ok i got stop with this creepy on dance2dabeat....but its funny |
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
so i got to date u to get in ur pants?
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not just date.......you have to make me fall completely in love with you!!
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| dance2dabeat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
is it working? |
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| TheVrk |
| quote: | Originally posted by dance2dabeat
not just date.......you have to make me fall completely in love with you!!:tongue3 |
Ur such a sweetie Kel.
That WILL turn off most guys however;) |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by TheVrk
Ur such a sweetie Kel.
That WILL turn off most guys however;) |
not me. nothing more precious then breaking a young girls heart lol. j/k |
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