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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ripped Bag
theres new kinds of hippies every day... who knew |
i did |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
i did |
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| Mr. Pink |
Oh no...
mario is being attacked by some random online dude
*posts with apathy*
happy now?:tongue2 |
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| FallingMoon |
I don't like Meteorologists...they're overpaid shumcks who stand in front of a camera & tell us one thing & something else happens..
if you live in Miami you'd understand, their hurricane "predictions" couldn't be more off & although they do get it from the National Hurricane Center, they tend to change it around.
I respect the people who go out in those reconissence(sp?) planes & get data directly from there...or the people from the NHC
Also there was one local Meteorologist who was a pedophile & was caught by DT. He was talking to who he thought was a 14 year old boy & was going to meet him & it turned out to be a cop.
He was one of those shumcks getting paid six figure digits. :rolleyes: |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by FallingMoon
I don't like Meteorologists...they're overpaid shumcks who stand in front of a camera & tell us one thing & something else happens..
if you live in Miami you'd understand, their hurricane "predictions" couldn't be more off & although they do get it from the National Hurricane Center, they tend to change it around.
I respect the people who go out in those reconissence(sp?) planes & get data directly from there...or the people from the NHC
Also there was one local Meteorologist who was a pedophile & was caught by DT. He was talking to who he thought was a 14 year old boy & was going to meet him & it turned out to be a cop.
He was one of those shumcks getting paid in the triple digits. :rolleyes: |
THANK YOU!
it happens everywhere. yest we were supposed to have ice rain and the roads were supposed to ice
it got as cold as 38 :o n00bs |
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| Sunsnail |
| Triple digit? Isn't that like $100.... wouldn't 100,000 be six-figures |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Triple digit? Isn't that like $100.... wouldn't 100,000 be six-figures |
aahahah pwned |
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| Demoted |
| I wonder if any of them have ever gotten drugged up and just spent hours rubbing the green screen whispering "weather.... weeeeaaaatherrrr.... ohhhh how you weatherllllllaaaaate." |
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| FallingMoon |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sunsnail
Triple digit? Isn't that like $100.... wouldn't 100,000 be six-figures |
LOL hahahaa I laughed hard
I got PWNED |
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| Aiwendil |
What's so hard about being a TV meteorologist anyway? All you have to do is read words off the teleprompter that they dumb down for the people sitting at home in their jammies drinking Folgers and rubbing out the morning wood. You stand there, point at the right places, and read the teleprompter. Big fricking deal. I'm pretty sure I could stand in front of a green screen, wave my hands in the right direction, and say "When this cold air front hits the mainland it's going to drop 2-3 inches of rain on the coastline" or some bull like that. How many years of college did it take to learn how to say that?
"See this sun with a smiley face wearing sunglasses? That means it's gonna be a scorcher."
"This rainfall-like computer animation below the abbreviation for "Monday" means we're going to have lots of rain on Monday, so get those reflective neon parkas out of the closet folks, because the hot sexy smokin' traffic lady says there are some crazy-ass drunks driving on the slippery roads Monday, and they can't swerve to avoid you and hit a tree if you wear normal colored clothes!"
These and other choice phrases you'll learn when you too become a weatherman. Wooooooo.
And what's with their names anyway. They all have cheesy hyphenated insanely cross-cultural names like Diane Lawyer-Trabajo or John-John Mackey. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
What's so hard about being a TV meteorologist anyway? All you have to do is read words off the teleprompter that they dumb down for the people sitting at home in their jammies drinking Folgers and rubbing out the morning wood. You stand there, point at the right places, and read the teleprompter. Big fricking deal. I'm pretty sure I could stand in front of a green screen, wave my hands in the right direction, and say "When this cold air front hits the mainland it's going to drop 2-3 inches of rain on the coastline" or some bull like that.
"See this sun with a smiley face wearing sunglasses? That means it's gonna be a scorcher.",
"This rainfall-like computer animation below the abbreviation for "Monday" means we're going to have lots of rain on Monday, so get those neon parkas out of the closet folks!"
These and other choice phrases you'll learn when you too become a weatherman. Wooooooo. |
finally poeple are waking up to this joke of a profession!:D |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aiwendil
And they all have wacked out names like Diane Lawyer-Trabajo or John-John Mackey. |
Don't forget Dallas Raines and Storm Johannesburg |
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