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| quote: | Originally posted by strik3r

You're wearing my dog. My DOG! White Sharpeis are on the protected species list you know! Animal killer! You may look like Paris Hilton, but you have nothing near the compassion for nature that she does!
I bet you don't even know the story of how the white Sharpei got its name. Well i'll tell you! One gloomy Sheffield winter morning in the early 90's Moby was walking from his studio to his trailerhome with his dick out, as he often did. But this morning he tripped, fell, and he landed with his weenie inside his pet Pitt Bull. He couldn't help but release himself...it felt too good. Later on his Pitt gave birth to a mass of white folds of blubber roughly resembling a dog. While he was thinking of what to name it he pulled a permanent marker out of his ass, as he would often do, and as he read the brand of that marker, "Sharpie", he decided to name his new creature that, except with the last two letters flipped and sounding french. That's the story of how Moby's dick created the white Sharpei.
Damn I forgot the part about the sea. |
dude you're ed up |
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