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another joke thread
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| Psy-T |
A housewife takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet.
The boy now has company.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball."
Man: "That's nice."
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside.
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is.
Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
Man: "How much?"
Boy: "$750."
Man: "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says, "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost."
"I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that again!"
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| Psy-T |
a bit more cheesy but still cute:
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get
me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?" |
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| igottaknow |
| "its dark in here" :stongue: |
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| gehzumteufel |
lol heres a good one.
Q:why do all black people have nightmares?
A:because the last one that had a dream go shot! |
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| Bidor |
| i dont like racists. neither their jokes. |
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| djmaxima |
| quote: | Originally posted by Bidor
i dont like racists. neither their jokes. |
idc about him being racist, i just didn't find it funny |
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
lol heres a good one.
Q:why do all black people have nightmares?
A:because the last one that had a dream go shot! |
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| djmaxima |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
lol heres a good one.
Q:why do all black people have nightmares?
A:because the last one that had a dream go shot! |
*throws tomatoes* |
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