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People who order their steak well done are vile. (pg. 13)
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by VDub
It's better to live in a boring city than the hole that is Montreal...
Driving through there is like driving through Buffalo... |
why is our tourism industry better than yours then? please say sars, because it isn't the sars. It is the complete lack of culture, lack of flavour, cpmpletely sterile everything. Its New York's retarded second cousin without the interesting. |
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| Marcus Summers |
| I met a French Canadian, lived close to Montreal. She was the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen out here. I wanted to suck the out her , she was that beautiful. She had a solid build to her, but her ass and knockers were perfect. When she finally let my head between her thighs, she nearly crushed my skull. |
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| Tasty Onions |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
I met a French Canadian, lived close to Montreal. She was the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen out here. I wanted to suck the out her , she was that beautiful. She had a solid build to her, but her ass and knockers were perfect. When she finally let my head between her thighs, she nearly crushed my skull. |
But did she like her steak well done? |
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| Marcus Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tasty Onions
But did she like her steak well done? |
We actually had a steak dinner (Yes, we have a restaurant out here.) She ordered it rare. It was actually a pretty awful date. Her English was ing horrid, and I couldn't speak French. So, we spent the entire dinner trying to decipher what we were each saying. In the end I learned, just giving her the ol' Charles Dickens up front, without the steak dinner, would have done just fine. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
hideous. |
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| WittyHandle |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
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Looks like you speak French Canadian better than you think. |
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| Zyklon_Jay |
| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
I met a French Canadian, lived close to Montreal. She was the most beautiful woman that I have ever seen out here. I wanted to suck the out her , she was that beautiful. She had a solid build to her, but her ass and knockers were perfect. When she finally let my head between her thighs, she nearly crushed my skull. |
get tested, but gyeah nigger. |
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| WittyHandle |
Ugh, look at all that culture and love of *ack* life.
Puke |
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| Domesticated |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tasty Onions
But did she like her steak well done? |
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| quote: | Originally posted by Marcus Summers
We actually had a steak dinner (Yes, we have a restaurant out here.) She ordered it rare. It was actually a pretty awful date. Her English was ing horrid, and I couldn't speak French. So, we spent the entire dinner trying to decipher what we were each saying. In the end I learned, just giving her the ol' Charles Dickens up front, without the steak dinner, would have done just fine. |
What exactly is this "steak dinner" that you yanks so often refer to? When you have pizza do you call it a "pizza dinner"? And in the morning do you have a "toast breakfast"? |
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| Marcus Summers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
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What exactly is this "steak dinner" that you yanks so often refer to? When you have pizza do you call it a "pizza dinner"? And in the morning do you have a "toast breakfast"? |
Well, as opposed to having steak for lunch or even breakfast. |
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| Tasty Onions |
| quote: | Originally posted by Domesticated
What exactly is this "steak dinner" that you yanks so often refer to? When you have pizza do you call it a "pizza dinner"? And in the morning do you have a "toast breakfast"? |
Interesting question.
I don't think there are analogues for other kinds of food ("pizza dinner" or "toast breakfast" or "burger dinner" or "pasta dinner"). At least I've never heard people say things like that, other than "steak dinner." It is a bit odd... |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| It's said ironically! |
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