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your cheeziest joke (pg. 10)
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by montana
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you cant do that! that goes against the flaming rules...one of us are going to have to give up at some point..actually im going to bed..u win this time montana but next time, next time, well there wont be a net time..MUAHAHAHAHAH MUAHHAHAHHHA zzzzzzzzzzz |
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| montana |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you cant do that! that goes against the flaming rules...one of us are going to have to give up at some point..actually im going to bed..u win this time montana but next time, next time, well there wont be a net time..MUAHAHAHAHAH MUAHHAHAHHHA zzzzzzzzzzz |
win win win win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| TrAnCe CoNtRoL |
why didnt george lucas have any mexcians in star wars?
bcause even in the future mexicans dont work. hahahaha. |
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| dj tek |
| "if 2 rappers dont like eachother and are both vegeterian, do they still have beef ? or do they just squash it ?" |
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| DjWhooCares |
How do u make a Tissue Dance??
Give it a little Boogie!!:D :D |
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| jrbuddha |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
I hated these:
Wanna hear a dirty joke,
a kid was playing in mud..
wanna hear a clean joke,
the kid took a shower...
aw I forget the rest. |
Want to hear a dirty joke?
Boy jumps in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
Boy takes a bath with bubbles.
Want to hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door! :eyes: |
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| kaz1_2ghz |
Q: What do u do to a dead chemist?
A: You Barium |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matt Jay
Why did the boy fall over?
Someone threw a giraffe at him
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
i dont know why thats funny... maybe the unlikelyhood of someone being able to throw a giraffe.. i dont know, but ive been laughing for atleast 30 seconds now..:haha:
Edit:::: forgot to post a joke. here we go. i dont know if this is a repeat
Q: what did the fish say when it swam into the cement wall?
A: Damn
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| Radagast |
Guy 1: My uncle got kicked in the head by a horse a few months ago.
Guy 2: Yeah? What happened to him?
Guy 1: HE WENT INTO POLITICS!!!
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| {b.s.e.} |
i don't want to read the entire thread so here goes
what do you call cheese that isn't yours?
nacho cheese!
ROFLZ! |
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| amnesiak |
| insert cheezy joke here |
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| Mebot |
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the Mob. They run down the street and turn the corner and there are three sacks lying there.
Quickly, they all jump into a different sack and close it up. Not a moment too soon, for the mobsters immedietly came around the corner and spied all three sacks lying on the ground.
They go up to the first sack with the Brunette in it. They pick the sack up and shake it. Thinking quickly, the brunette starts barking like a dog!
"aww its just a stupid dog," the mobsters say and put the sack down.
They go to the next sack with the redhead in it. They, too pick the sack up and shake it. Thinking quickly, the redhead starts meowing like a cat!
"aww it's just a stupid cat" the mobsters say and they put that sack down as well.
the mobsters come to the last sack with the blonde in. Again they pick up the sack and shake it. Without thinking, the blonde inside says
"POTATOES!!!!!"
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