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your cheeziest joke (pg. 3)
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| Cal |
This one's from Road to Perdition
Knock knock
Who's there?
you |
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| DJ-Fuq |
Hear about the man who crashed his car into a tree?
neither did i |
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| icyhandofcrap |
What's red, and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket that has been painted blue.
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| wick |
whats brown and sticky?
a stick |
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| albertoR |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cal
This one's from Road to Perdition
Knock knock
Who's there?
you |
thats from Catch Me if You Can actually. but yeah Tom Hanks in both of the movies. |
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| mezzir |
two pretzels were walking down the street
one was assaulted
:haha:
soooooo bad but i love it |
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| DJ NGE |
This is probably one of the cheesiest i've heard so far:
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Cause Seven ate Nine |
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| -=M=- |
what's pink and silver and cant move thru doorways??
a baby with a javelin thru his head |
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| Sand Leaper |
Why did the first monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was attached to the first monkey with a safety pin.
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| tathi |
regarding the passion of christ:
if i wanted to see a actor get nailed i'd watch Paris Hilton |
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| nchs09 |
BEST CHEEZIE JOKE EVER
there is a one legged guy in highschool, prom is aproaching, so he gets the balls to ask some girl out, which happens to have a wooden eye....
before he gets to ask her out, SHE gets the balls to ask him out, so she goes up to him and says " Would you like to go to prom with me?"
one legged guy says "would i... WOULD I?!?!?!"
girl gets pissed and yells at him PEG LEG PEG LEG |
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| 3jaz |
cant belive noone has done this classic
Two cows are standing in a paddock.
One says "Moo!"
The other says ...
"You bastard, I was going to say that!"
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What nationality is Mr sheen ?
Polish :clown: |
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