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your cheeziest joke (pg. 15)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
Not short but s funny
A little girl asks her grandma if she can take a bath with her. The grandma says "ok but dont look down". the little girl gets curious and looks down. "grandma what is that". the grandma thinks "thats just my birdy". the little girl goes home and a few days later she takes a bath with her mom. she looks down. "mommy what is that". the mom says "thats just my birdy". the little girls thinks for awhile and replys "oh...now i get it. grandmas bird must be dead cuz her tongues hanging out":D |
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NO GRANNY NO!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :sadgreen: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
NO GRANNY NO!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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LMAO!!!
Bringa back memories doesnt it?:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
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LMAO!!!
Bringa back memories doesnt it?:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
NO WHOOCARES NOO!!!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
NO WHOOCARES NOO!!!!!!! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Rodrico |
One of my favorite cheesy jokes is the one where your sitting down next to someone, and you turn to them and tell them "So I told the guy, I dont care who you are! Get your reindeer off my roof"
Or a George Carlin joke
That reminds me of something my grandfather used to tell me, "Im going upstairs to your grandmother." Well, he was an honest man, he wasnt gonna bull a 4 year old. |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by Rodrico
One of my favorite cheesy jokes is the one where your sitting down next to someone, and you turn to them and tell them "So I told the guy, I dont care who you are! Get your reindeer off my roof"
Or a George Carlin joke
That reminds me of something my grandfather used to tell me, "Im going upstairs to your grandmother." Well, he was an honest man, he wasnt gonna bull a 4 year old. |
HAHAHA WTF.....THose are awesome...IMMA TRY THOSE!!:wtf: :sadgreen: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :sadgreen: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
I guy walks up to a computer & says "how many fingers am I holding up?"
The computer replies "12"
The guy then goes to the doctor to get his 2 extra mutant fingers hand removed from his hand.
..... every joke i create is cheesey crap! :p :p :p :p :p |
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| Rodrico |
| quote: | Originally posted by DjWhooCares
HAHAHA WTF.....THose are awesome...IMMA TRY THOSE!!:wtf: :sadgreen: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :sadgreen: |
There's more wierd ones, try these out too, it really s with people good, especially at parties where people do lots of drugs. Sometimes I feel as though George Carlin made up these jokes just to with people who are ed on drugs.
That reminds me of something my 3rd grade teacher used to tell me, he'd say "You show me a tropical fruit, and i'll show you a from Guatemala" oh wait...no, that was a guy back in the army.
Here's something you dont see everyday, someone ting while running at full speed.
Here's something you wont ever hear a male say "Stop sucking my dick or I'm calling the police."
When someone asks for the time, tell them "well either its 3:40, or Mickey's got a real big hard on" |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I guy walks up to a computer & says "how many fingers am I holding up?"
The computer replies "12"
The guy then goes to the doctor to get his 2 extra mutant fingers hand removed from his hand.
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:wtf: what the ? |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
A girls walks up to the checkout at a supermarket & the guy behind the counter notices the girl is purchasing the following items:
1 soft drink
1 cup
1 brush
1 apple
1 banana
1 lettuce
1 tomato
1 carrot
1 chair
1 grape
1 toothbrush
1 steak
1 egg
1 packet of chips
1 cheese
1 cotton bud
1 bread
1 chocolate bar
1 bottle milk
1 chicken
1 rubber band
1 tin of soup
1 deodorant
1 shampoo
1 pen
1 magazine
The checkout guy says to the girl: "You must be single!"
The girl says: "Yes, how did you know that???"
The guy replys: "You're ugly!" |
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| N|te-L|fe |
stun gars qui rentre d'un bar pis y ressort de l'autre...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAA |
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| Dirk W. |
Cheesiest Joke.
Person 1: Have you seen that new pirate movie coming out?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It's rated ARRRRRRRRR |
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