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your cheeziest joke (pg. 14)
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| newr |
Not all that cheesy... Kinda Hillarious actually
Elton John, Libberache, and Princess Diana, are all at the gates of heaven...
St Peter asks Elton John, "Name and Occupation?"... Elton john respnds, "Im Sir Elton John, I'm A composer and singer"... St Peter replies, "Well can ya do any tricks?"... "tricks? no i cant do any tricks... im a songwriter and singer" says elton john... "Go wait over there" says St peter...
St Peter asks Libberache, "Name and Occupation?"... Libberache respnds, "Im Libberache, I'm A composer, singer, and TV talent"... St Peter replies, "Well can ya do any tricks?"... "tricks? no i cant do any tricks... im a hollywood star" says Libberache... "Go wait over there" says St peter...
St Peter then turns to Princess Diana, "Who are you?"... "I'm Princess Diana, the Princess of Wales"... "Well surely you can do a trick" he says... "Well I can do one... but I'll need a bottle of beer" St peter hands her a bottle of beer, but before he could ask what it was for... she chugged down the beer... squatted over the bottle... and filled it back up...
"WOW that was incredible!" He exclaimed, "Can you do it again?"
"I'll try she said" She said as st peter handed her another beer...
Again she chugged down the beer... squatted over the bottle... and filled it back up...
"That was great, You may enter" said St Peter.
Libberache and Elton John being very disgruntled about St Peter's descision approached them to ask why she got to enter.
St Peter Replied "You two obvisiously arent poker players... A Royal Flush ALWAYS beats a pair of Queens" |
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| Radagast |
When all else fails, ya gotta go to the popcicle stick:
How do Porcupines talk?
Spine Language!
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| Magnus |
Why did the bee sneeze?
Because there was dust. |
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| D-res |
the following joke may be offensive to any strong catholics..... lol
Q: Whats the difference between a priest and acne?!?!
A: Acne doesnt come onto a little boys face till he hits 13 |
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| Mebot |
Why do blondes have bruises around their navels?
because blonde guys are stupid too |
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| newr |
Q: Why did the blonde jump from the top of the CN tower
A: Cause her Maxi had wings |
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| beats and beeps |
| WHAT DOES A GUY SAY WHEN HE WALKS INTO A BAR OUCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHASKLJFHAWEHN |
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| igottaknow |
Cheese Sandwich
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging up which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet, he walks up to the bar and beckons to Liz, one of three attractive women serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man. "Are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," Liz purrs. "I am."
The man replies, "Well wash your freakin' hands, I want a cheese sandwich!" |
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| ResonantDrag |
did you hear about the gay midget?
he came out of the cubbard:eek: |
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| dj tek |
why did the roller skates break ?
cuz they were cheap skates...:nervous: |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by Matt Jay
Why did the boy fall over?
Someone threw a giraffe at him
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lmfao!... thats the funniest thing ive heard in ages :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| DjWhooCares |
Not short but s funny
A little girl asks her grandma if she can take a bath with her. The grandma says "ok but dont look down". the little girl gets curious and looks down. "grandma what is that". the grandma thinks "thats just my birdy". the little girl goes home and a few days later she takes a bath with her mom. she looks down. "mommy what is that". the mom says "thats just my birdy". the little girls thinks for awhile and replys "oh...now i get it. grandmas bird must be dead cuz her tongues hanging out":D |
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