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your cheeziest joke (pg. 7)
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| DJ_TRON |
whats the difference between a pick up truck full of bowling balls and one full of dead babies?
you cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TRON
Whats funnier that a baby in a trash can?
Ten babies in a trash can.
Whats funnier that ten babies in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
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i got a better one, who is the coolest guy on TA
dj tron:rolleyes: wait that is not funny, its just plain retarted |
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| DJ_TRON |
whats the difference a 63 Camaro and a pile of dead babies?
i dont have a camaro in my garage |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
what kind of cheese does not belong to you?
...NA-CHO cheese!! :haha: |
HAHAHAHA
Good one TrancEyes. |
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| DJ_TRON |
WARNING: This joke is racies against black people, do not read if you are offended be black people jokes.
so this guy goes to kentucky cause n*gger hunting is legal, so he drives out there with one of his friends, he sees one, shoots it. The next day he goes out there with 4 friends, they see like 6 in a row, they peg em all. The next day, the guy goes out there with a nice cadillac, with HUGE rims on it, hes waiting, and doesnt see any, so he goes out and trys to look for em, but when he gets back
and theres 4 black guys stealing the rims off his truck
he shoots em all, than the DNR comes up and says "Im gonna have to take you to jail boy" the guy says "but i thought it was legal to hunt n*ggers" the DNR says "hunting is legal, but you cant bait em" |
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| Boomer187 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TRON
WARNING: This joke is racies against black people, do not read if you are offended be black people jokes.
so this guy goes to kentucky cause n*gger hunting is legal, so he drives out there with one of his friends, he sees one, shoots it. The next day he goes out there with 4 friends, they see like 6 in a row, they peg em all. The next day, the guy goes out there with a nice cadillac, with HUGE rims on it, hes waiting, and doesnt see any, so he goes out and trys to look for em, but when he gets back
and theres 4 black guys stealing the rims off his truck
he shoots em all, than the DNR comes up and says "Im gonna have to take you to jail boy" the guy says "but i thought it was legal to hunt n*ggers" the DNR says "hunting is legal, but you cant bait em" |
thats not cheezy. |
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| nchs09 |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_TRON
WARNING: This joke is racies against black people, do not read if you are offended be black people jokes.
so this guy goes to kentucky cause n*gger hunting is legal, so he drives out there with one of his friends, he sees one, shoots it. The next day he goes out there with 4 friends, they see like 6 in a row, they peg em all. The next day, the guy goes out there with a nice cadillac, with HUGE rims on it, hes waiting, and doesnt see any, so he goes out and trys to look for em, but when he gets back
and theres 4 black guys stealing the rims off his truck
he shoots em all, than the DNR comes up and says "Im gonna have to take you to jail boy" the guy says "but i thought it was legal to hunt n*ggers" the DNR says "hunting is legal, but you cant bait em" |
WARNING : A DUMBASS IS ON THIS THREAD |
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| halexander837 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Cal
This one's from Road to Perdition
Knock knock
Who's there?
you |
If someone said that to me,
BOOM!!!
TKO!!
Nough said |
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| DJ_TRON |
| quote: | | WARNING : A DUMBASS IS ON THIS THREAD |
I know there not, just thought someone might enjoy em, i heard it at a party i went to last night. And yes, I know the name of the thread "your cheeziest joke" |
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| halexander837 |
Here's a catchy joke from High school.
Which planet has a butt?
UR-ANUS!
HAHAHAHAHA:happy2: :happy2:
Of course, I got bored with it. |
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| DJ NGE |
| quote: | Originally posted by halexander837
Here's a catchy joke from High school.
Which planet has a butt?
UR-ANUS!
HAHAHAHAHA:happy2: :happy2:
Of course, I got bored with it. |
That one reminds me of the Futurama Episode with the Garbage ball (can't remember the title right now"
"As long as you don't make me smell Uranus"
"Ah, that planet was renamend in 2062 to end this stupid joke once and for all"
"What's it called now?"
"Urectum"
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| Kamikaze Badger |
Tron, come across the Iowa/Wisconsin boarder to Guttenberg so I can fsck you up :whip:, you sick ing baby killer!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Why the do you care? Let me in! |
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