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your cheeziest joke (pg. 6)
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| rainbow_marble |
where did the lettuce get drunk?
the salad bar. |
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| teegee |
| quote: | Originally posted by gcrasher
Black guy, white guy and a duck walk into a bar...
Bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?" |
hrhrhr that one took me a second |
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| Tranceporter99 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
Why did the first monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was attached to the first monkey with a safety pin.
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no, its staple, not attachewd. at least thats what ive heard
but heres mine:
I was with my girlfriend last night, and she said how many girlfriends have you had before me, and so i didnt say anything for a little why and she goes im still waiting and and i go im still counting |
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| Mr Game+Watch |
What do you call a chopped up Monkey?
Rhesus pieces
Yeah it's bad... hahaha |
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| icyhandofcrap |
| quote: | Why did the first monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was attached to the first monkey with a safety pin. |
Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?
Peer pressure.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eyed deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes chopped in half?
Half no-eyed deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs chopped in half?
Still half no-eyed deer.
AHAHAHAHAHA. :rolleyes: |
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| Philby |
| quote: | Originally posted by oleshka
want more? watch a schwarznegger flick like Commando. you'll find at least half a dozen there |
that movie is gold :D :D
*kills bad guy on plane*
'please excuse my friend, he is dead tired'
*holding guy over cliff*
'you know when i said i would kill you last??'
'yeah???'
'i lied!!' *drops guy*
*walks back to chick*
'hey what you do with whats his face?'
'i let him go!'
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
*kills bennet with pipe*
'let off some steam, bennet!!'
lol its classic :D
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Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?
Peer pressure.
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why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
it was hit by 3 falling monkeys
:haha: :happy2:
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Black guy, white guy and a duck walk into a bar...
Bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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i was gonna post something like that :p
love this thread :D |
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| DJ NGE |
| quote: | Originally posted by Misty Kitty
why do elephants paint the souls of their feet yellow?
so they can hide upside down in the custard.
How do you get 5 elephants in a red mini?
2 in the front 2 in the back and one in the glovebox
how can you tell if 1 elephant has been in your fridge?
theres a set of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 2 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres 2 sets of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 3 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres 3 sets of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 4 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres 4 sets of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 5 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres a red mini parked outside |
why do elephants have red eyes?
so they can hide easily in a cherry tree
how does an elephant climb up a cherry tree?
they eat themselves up on a cherry
why can't you actually see any elephants in a cherry tree?
remember the red eyes...
how do elephants climb the tree down again?
the wait until autumn and fly down softly on a leaf
why shouldn't you go through a park in autumn?
because there's all the elephants flying down
and why are crocodiles so flat?
because they did anyhow |
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| wee_rooney |
wot d'ya call a fish with no eyes???
a fsh!:crazy:
wot d'ya call half a rabbit???
Rab (short 4 robert in scottish!)
wots red and smells of green paint???
red paint!
wot do u call a deaf dog???
anythin u want he still wont come!
wot d'ya call a dinosaur with no eyes???
Do-you-think-he-saw-rous !!!!:tongue3 |
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| sym |
Two muffins are in an over.
One muffin turns to the other and says "man, It's hot in here."
The other muffin screams "Oh my god, a Talking muffin!" |
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| DJ_TRON |
Whats funnier that a baby in a trash can?
Ten babies in a trash can.
Whats funnier that ten babies in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
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| jåcë |
Knock knock
Whos there?
Interrupting cow
Interrpu....
MOOOOOOO!! |
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| DJ_TRON |
how do fit 3 babies into a bucket?
a blender
how do you get em out again?
nachos
And the baby jokes keep on a-rollin |
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