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| Lira |
The ketchup and the tomato sauce were flying over the forest. Only the ketchup crashed.
How come?
It was a flying sauce.
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Why did the cell go to therapy?
It had the Golgi Complex. |
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| dj_mdma |
what do you call an epileptic in a bush?
Russell
What do you call a man with no legs and no arms in a swimming pool?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?
MAtt
:haha: :haha: :haha:
best thread evarrrrr |
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| Misty Kitty |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
Why did the first monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was attached to the first monkey with a safety pin.
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why did the 3rd monkey fall from the tree?
It thought the other 2 were playing a game
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
no eyed deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eyed deer
what do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no genitals?
still no ing idea
what goes from green to red at the flip of a switch?
frog in a blender
whats red and sits in a corner?
a baby playing with a razor
whats green and sits in a corner?
the same baby 3 weeks later
why do elephants paint the souls of their feet yellow?
so they can hide upside down in the custard.
How do you get 5 elephants in a red mini?
2 in the front 2 in the back and one in the glovebox
how can you tell if 1 elephant has been in your fridge?
theres a set of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 2 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres 2 sets of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 3 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres 3 sets of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 4 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres 4 sets of footprints in the butter
how can you tell if 5 elephants have been in your fridge?
theres a red mini parked outside |
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| Wicked Neo |
two blondes walk into a bar . . .
you would have thought one of them would have seen it . .
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| xKaoSx |
| quote: | Originally posted by tranceDJ
What did the science book say to the math book?
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Buddy, you got problems
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LOL |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by wienerschnitzel
what's white and floats up?
a retarded snowflake :rolleyes: |
LMAO!!! |
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| Streakfury |
| quote: | Originally posted by Misty Kitty
whats red and sits in a corner?
a baby playing with a razor
whats green and sits in a corner?
the same baby 3 weeks later |
What's blue and sits in the corner??
A baby with a bag on it's head.
What's red and hangs from the ceiling??
A baby on a meathook.
Why those jokes make me giggle, I don't know.
** feels guilty **
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| PHALPAX |
Why does beef taste better in space?
because its METEOR |
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| Fundamental |
What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?
Ruff. |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fundamental
What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?
Ruff. |
Whehehee, why do I find this one so amusing :stongue: |
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| KilldaDJ |
y did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because it was dead.
whats got 2 legs and bleeds?
half a dog.
what do u call nuts on ur chest?
chestnuts...
what do u call nuts on ur chin?
blowjob. |
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| klubbhead024 |
| There were two cannibals eating a clown. One of the cannibals turns to the other and says, "this taste funny to you?" |
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