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your cheeziest joke (pg. 5)
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| TranzAddict |
How do you make a Tissue Dance?
Give it a little BOOGIE!! |
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| gcrasher |
Black guy, white guy and a duck walk into a bar...
Bartender says "what is this, some kind of joke?" |
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| Perfect_Cheezit |
hey want to hear a joke
womens rights
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
Why did the first monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?
Cos it was attached to the first monkey with a safety pin.
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damnit bitch u stole my joke :D
i never knew there was a second part to it...
oh well, this thread is pure gold, this could turn into a pickup thread...joke to impress girls with, they will laugh, not because its funny, just because u coughed up enough courage to tell them that particular joke :p |
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| dj_mdma |
nah it wont work cos i was with a girl this morning in the computer lab at uni and i was wetting myself over these jokes, i was crying in laughter, and she just couldn't understand what was so funny :( :haha: :haha:
neither could the rest of the computer lab :stongue: |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by Misty Kitty
what goes from green to red at the flip of a switch?
frog in a blender
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Hmmm. When I heard this one it went like this:
What's green and turns red when you press a button?
Kermit in a blender. |
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| Vivid Boy |
how did pinocchio figure out his dick was made out of wood?
his hand lit on fire |
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| djeternal2004 |
what do clint eastwood and anal sex have in common?
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one will make your day and the other will make your hole weak. :) |
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| Teknikol |
| quote: | Originally posted by djeternal2004
what do clint eastwood and anal sex have in common?
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one will make your day and the other will make your hole weak. :) |
that was quite amusing:) |
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| djSlain |
| the n word makes me laugh |
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| Ozzie |
| So this dyslexic walks into a bra... |
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| oleshka |
what did Mama tomato say to Baby
tomato after she stompted on him
because he was walking too slow
and falling behind?
Ketchup.
yaaaaa a rip from Pulp Fiction, but mehh...
want more? watch a schwarznegger flick like Commando. you'll find at least half a dozen there |
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