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your cheeziest joke (pg. 13)
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| Sly_Guy |
what's burnt and crispy and comes on a stick?
Joan of Arc |
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| Noree |
| So Micky Mouse an Minny Mouse go to Divorce court. The Judge looks at Micky and says...."So Micky you tell me your wife is crazy huh?" Micky says " I didnt say she was crazy.....i Said she's ING goofy!!! |
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| ierxium |
^^
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sly_Guy
what's burnt and crispy and comes on a stick?
Joan of Arc |
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| D-res |
what do you call one white guy sorrounded by 10 black guys??
a quarterback
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How many pollocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
dos
(you would only get that if you saw the southpark rainforest gettin gay with kids episode)
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Did you hear that they found another "Heaven Gates" cult member? Yea...it was a blonde and she was under the sink looking for the comet! |
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| Lira |
Why do blondes often give head?
Because they don't use it.
(Sorry, I had to let this one out, it was killing me from the inside) |
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| Spin Doctor |
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasorearse
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD’s?
In Iraq. |
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| fitom tiel |
why do blondes wear big hoops on their first dates?
so they have somewhere to put their feet |
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| DJ_Bod |
| quote: | Originally posted by Spin Doctor
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasorearse |
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalatapus |
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| RIP_Technics |
what's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit The Frog's Fingers
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| ResonantDrag |
what`s the difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?
one`s made of plastic and is dangerous for small children
the other is a grocery bag:p |
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| 3xx3r7 |
Why didn't Cinderella have a basketball team?
Because her coach was a pumpkin. :rolleyes: |
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