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your cheeziest joke (pg. 11)
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| Orbital32 |
I tried this for fun and backfire...or actually i didn't
seeing a girl and saying "What's up Slut" in a smooth voice (i really was waiting to get slapped.) The girl thought it was the funniest thing in the world and we started talking. |
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| DJ_Bod |
So, a guy walks into a bar....
and says "Ow!" |
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| XaNaX |
Dead Baby Joke Alert:
What is the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?
You can't unload the truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork. |
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| dj tek |
how do you punish helen keller ?
rearrange her furniture. |
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| BLuEOcEaN420 |
What did 50cent say when he saw his grandma knitting?
"Gee, You Knit!"
:haha: :disbelief |
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| DJ_Bod |
| quote: | Originally posted by BLuEOcEaN420
What did 50cent say when he saw his grandma knitting?
"Gee, You Knit!"
:haha: :disbelief |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
That joke is great. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj tek
how do you punish helen keller ?
rearrange her furniture. |
:haha:
How ELSE do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet. :eek:
ANYWAYS
What's invisible and smells like carrots?
-Bunny farts!
How do you catch a unique Rabbit?
- U-NEEK up on him!
What did the wallpaper say to the wall?
- I've got you covered!
I feel dirty now... :toothless |
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| Synapse1337 |
Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself?
Because its name was eeeehhhhrrrrrr |
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| SirSycott |
do you know how hot you are?????
no, how hot am I ????
your so hot, your making me look cool |
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| subuddha |
what is green, slimy and smells of pig?
Kermitīs finger |
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| Nite-Mer |
What's the pollacks newest invention for the helicoptor?
Ejector Seats
What's the pollacks newest invention for the submarine?
A screen door
What's the pollacks newest invention for the motorcycle?
Air Conditioning
You guys want some wine with this cheese?:crazy: |
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