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Confessions thread (pg. 12)
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
That's hilarious Jason. I guess your parents would have made you smoke a pack of cigarettes if they caught you smoking, huh?
And on the submissive thing, I couldn't see myself being too into that. I like being in control. Telling a girl what I want and doing it. I like girls that enjoy being told what to do. Lucky for me most girls like that. |
actually HHAHAHAHAHA...i'm positive that is what would have happened because that's how my grandparents got my dad hahaha...tried to make him sick from it... |
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| Nite-Mer |
| That's funny. Instead of going against it, they overencourage it to get you sick of it. How about drinking? Did they ever make you over drink? |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
That's funny. Instead of going against it, they overencourage it to get you sick of it. How about drinking? Did they ever make you over drink? |
Man I wish my parents had tried that one on me... :wtf: :crazy: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I was allowed to drink a class of port when I was in grade 5! |
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| anuneventrade |
I started dating my ex boyfriend for the 8th time, and he said some really ed up to me one night when both of us were ed up, so we broke up. Later on that night, at like 4 am, when I was even more wasted then I was during the argument, I drove over to his house and nearly died from fits of giggles while I dumped Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup, Relish, Ranch, Olives, and Flour all over his car. His friends referred to me from then on as "Ketchup and Mustard girl". When we got together for the 9th time and then broke up, he got all nervous and asked what was going to happen to his car this time. :D
My ex-best friend tried to my boyfriend, so I walked straight up her driveway one day, rang her doorbell, told her mother I needed to talk to her daughter, punched her straight in the face, turned around, walked down the driveway, picked up the carton of eggs I left near her car, smashed them one by one onto her car, and as I was walking down to my car, let my key drag along the side of the car. WHOOPS :disbelief
I'm not sure if I want to get into the rest of the stories. :disbelief |
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| Nite-Mer |
I had a story kind of like Anuneventrade's. This kid in high school teepeed a friends house and put a dead fish on the doorstep.
We went to his house and his car windows were open. I threw eggs in the car and then pissed in it.
We became friends after college and I told him about it. He's a weasel and more of an acquaintance now, so I don't mind that I did it.
See you all tomorrow. |
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| Clovis86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
I started dating my ex boyfriend for the 8th time, and he said some really ed up to me one night when both of us were ed up, so we broke up. Later on that night, at like 4 am, when I was even more wasted then I was during the argument, I drove over to his house and nearly died from fits of giggles while I dumped Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup, Relish, Ranch, Olives, and Flour all over his car. His friends referred to me from then on as "Ketchup and Mustard girl". When we got together for the 9th time and then broke up, he got all nervous and asked what was going to happen to his car this time. :D
My ex-best friend tried to my boyfriend, so I walked straight up her driveway one day, rang her doorbell, told her mother I needed to talk to her daughter, punched her straight in the face, turned around, walked down the driveway, picked up the carton of eggs I left near her car, smashed them one by one onto her car, and as I was walking down to my car, let my key drag along the side of the car. WHOOPS :disbelief
I'm not sure if I want to get into the rest of the stories. :disbelief |
Haha...good stuff. More stories plz. :wtf: |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by anuneventrade
I started dating my ex boyfriend for the 8th time, and he said some really ed up to me one night when both of us were ed up, so we broke up. Later on that night, at like 4 am, when I was even more wasted then I was during the argument, I drove over to his house and nearly died from fits of giggles while I dumped Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup, Relish, Ranch, Olives, and Flour all over his car. His friends referred to me from then on as "Ketchup and Mustard girl". When we got together for the 9th time and then broke up, he got all nervous and asked what was going to happen to his car this time. :D
My ex-best friend tried to my boyfriend, so I walked straight up her driveway one day, rang her doorbell, told her mother I needed to talk to her daughter, punched her straight in the face, turned around, walked down the driveway, picked up the carton of eggs I left near her car, smashed them one by one onto her car, and as I was walking down to my car, let my key drag along the side of the car. WHOOPS :disbelief
I'm not sure if I want to get into the rest of the stories. :disbelief |
OMG!! :nervous: :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
I know who im not going to mess with! :D |
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| twisted420 |
i once in a bag after drinking.
i hated this really preppy richkid who had everything..
and i rode past on my bike, threw it at his window, and it went ALL over the window. my buddy dared me to do it, after we go back from this party. i road away laughing so hard i then pissed myself a little bit.
the next day, realising what i had done, felt Very embarrased. and my buddy goes and tells EVERYONE, including this girl i had my sights on. :( :( :(
i also was walking in an alley in a really part of town, at like 3am. these in gangbangers pop out of a door in the alley and chase us for like 5 blocks. there were about 6 - 7 of them and they had pipes or bats, so we could definatly NOT take them. we end up out running thing them, and hide in another alley near the same place. after it passes, we go to my buddys.
i my pants.
my friend found out from the smell..
we ended out friendship not to long ago and he told everyone..
:sadgreen: :sadgreen: :sadgreen:
i once also walked into see my mom and her b/f getting down on the floor....
i cried...
some embarrasing for me..
nvr been cought wankin though :haha: :happy2: :haha: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: |
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| DjWhooCares |
| quote: | Originally posted by twisted420
i once also walked into see my mom and her b/f getting down on the floor....
i cried...
some embarrasing for me.. |
WTF...hahaha that mustve sucked ass..I would never see my mom the same again..:whip: |
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| trancebrat |
:wtf:
More stories! :p |
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| BTG |
| i'm really matt damon. |
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