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Confessions thread (pg. 33)
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
how come i never get to go to these kinda parties :stongue: :whip: |
Those parties are only fun if there are enough women. There should be a naked woman on every naked guys lap. That way you don't have to see any of your friends dongs! :haha: :haha:
Ecstacy definitely encourages those scenes. I don't know if I've ever been involved in anything like that without E as a guide. :happy2: |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
that's not funny. |
YES IT WAS HAAEAEARAEWHAHAHEEAYA j/k :p |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
It's not about being a wuss. It's about telling really ed up and wrong stories that will completely change peoples' image of you :cool: |
I was just trying to peer pressure you into telling. I totally understand that some things are better left unsaid.
And, yeah, VCR Cleaner. :wtf:
Wouldn't have happened without the multiple drinks from earlier in the night. |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
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thats a pretty messed up night |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nite-Mer
That's terrible. I don't mind gay guys if they are respectful and respect my straightness. I have a funny story that his perspective reminded me of.
I was in Memphis, TN visiting a friend. We went to Eric Clapton for free and my friend lost his wallet. My friend is bi-polar, an alcoholic, and a redneck to put things in perspective. He was not pleased.
So we went to a bar and started drinking and playing pool. I kicked his ass all night long, and he's really competitive. So this was pissing him off even more. When he's pissed, he wants to party and drink. So he tells the bartenders at the bar, at 3am when they are about to close, that he is taking me to the coolest bar in Memphis, J Wags. On the way to the car I ask him, "John, this isn't a gay bar is it?" He told me it was, but it was cool, because they serve illegally afterhours and wouldn't mess with us. He had been there before and wasn't harassed or anything.
So we go over there and keep drinking. It's karoake night so we sing a couple songs. I did Eve 6 - Inside Out and of all things John does KC and the Sunshine Band - Please Don't Go. A straight guy singing that in a gay bar is classic, I must tell you. Somehow I get talked into huffing VCR cleaner with John and this gay friend of his that he knew from the restaurant he worked at (WTF was I thinking?). Anyway, we're all sitting at a back table and the gay guy seems pretty alright. John walks away for a second and the guy puts his hand on my leg and says, "I don't get it. You've got everything going for you. You're good looking, have a nice body, and a rich gay guy is hitting on you, and you just don't get it." I was like, "No, you don't get it." and got the hell out of his vicinity. Just grossed me out.
Anyway, the story gets worse (don't know why I'm telling this, but it). There's this really unattractive, highly overweight girl in the bar. No questioning her sexuality, but she was atrocious. John and I are talking to her and he's kind of hitting on her. I don't know how it happened but all of a sudden she has her hands down both our pants. Her and John go outside, but she comes back a little later. She tells me he was trying to get head from her, but she doesn't want to do it. I ask her if she told him she gives good head or something. She says, "Yes". So I told her, "You can't tell a guy that and not deliver." Well, anyway, all of a sudden her hands in my pants again. She walks me to the back corner of the bar, pretty hidden, and starts giving me head. I don't even know why I let her, but I was ed up on alcohol and VCR cleaner. She stops after less than a minute and starts freaking out about how she's not a slut and can't do it. I was like ok, whatever. She went on and on trying to explain to me that she is not a slut, and I really didn't care.
By this time John has lost his cellphone and he's been drinking more and huffing VCR cleaner. I forgot to mention he has a bad temper. Apparantly some guy comes in, about 6'5 230 and knocks the little gay bouncer on his ass with a bunch from out of nowhere, just because the bouncer asked if he had seen a cellphone trying to help John. I hear fight, and run up to the front. John and this guy are rolling around on the ground. I'm thinking Oh no. They roll apart and John starts moving towards him while getting up and the guy kicks him in the face. I don't like to fight, but I can't handle seeing my friends get hit. We follow the guy outside and he's talking all this . John's yelling back and telling me he needs to go to his jeep to get his ax. He kept saying, "I'm going to jail tonight." Luckily I drove and he couldn't get any weaponry. So he grabs the bouncer's flashlight and makes a horrible attempt at throwing it at the guy. The guy charges us and tries to kick me, but from like 5 feet away. He telegraphed it bad. So I blocked it and leaned into a punch hitting his neck. He bounced back, but didn't even fall. It kind of freaked me out, because I'm not huge or anything, but I was working out 4 times a week and leaned into him as hard as I could. Anyway, he kept trying to get us to follow him and eventually I told John he might have a gun, so we stopped following him. He got picked up by the cops, but the bouncer was afraid of pressing charges.
Definitely one of the most surreal nights of my entire life. |
you got head from an ugly chick in a redneck gay bar!!! :stongue:
everyone point to nite-mer and laugh.
that was very entertaining:) thanks! |
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| jonze234 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you got head from an ugly chick in a redneck gay bar!!! :stongue:
everyone point to nite-mer and laugh.
that was very entertaining:) thanks! |
when you put it that way it does sound pretty funny |
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| Floorfiller |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
you got head from an ugly chick in a redneck gay bar!!! :stongue:
everyone point to nite-mer and laugh.
that was very entertaining:) thanks! |
*points and laughs*
but i think part of this story is wrong...i think the real reason she stopped after a minute was...well...an icky taste in her mouth hahaha....nite-mer couldn't last :(
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
*points and laughs*
but i think part of this story is wrong...i think the real reason she stopped after a minute was...well...an icky taste in her mouth hahaha....nite-mer couldn't last :(
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Oh, come on now! I was way too wasted for pre-mature ejaculation, and she was way too ugly! :haha: :haha:
I don't think I've ever had beer goggles of that high a prescription in my life! :haha: |
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| Slylee |
i used to be best friends with this girl (we had a big falling out) and towards the end of our friendship, she turned into a royal pill popping, miserable bitch. her bf at the time who became a really good friend of mine (it was always the 3 of us hanging out together) was so sweet to her, and she was cheating on him left and right, and just out of control.
so she stole her mom's credit card and went shopping with it and totally lied to her parents...her mom ended up snooping through her purse and finding the credit card. she didn't say anything until after my friend flew off to vegas to visit her aunt for a few weeks...once she got there, her parents wrote her a letter telling her she better find a job out there, cuz she wasn't welcome back! hahaha
her bf (they had broken up before she left cuz he didnt trust her and they were fighting all the time) and i were smoking weed one day shortly after she left and he was telling me how she used to trash me a lot to him and his friend (i shortly dated his friend, but we ended up just being buddies, like the 4 of us all the time). anyway i felt so betrayed and hurt, cuz i had known her since like 7th grade and even though we had been through some , i would never talk trash about her, she was like my blood and i was always there for her. so i was like crying and upset and so angry at her...i ended up telling him about the 5 guys she screwed the month before she left for vegas...we sat there exchanging stories all night.
we ended up hooking up like a few weeks later too, but afterward i just felt really weird about it, and i stopped talking to him, and it just fizzled out. i think we both did it to get back at her. i don't know if she knows, but something tells me he probably told her to make her mad...i had talked to her a couples times in the last year or 2 but she never brought it up. i wasn't going to deny it if she ever straight up asked me, but i wasn't going to offer the info either. i haven't talked to her in a while now...she's still in vegas...married w/ 2 kids:wtf:
loser bitch. she was such a bitch to me, she scarred me big time, and she's probably the reason why i have a hard time getting close to females. |
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| UWM |
| Jamie clean out your box! :p I sent you a PM that took me like 15 min to write and it didn't work and I lost it all. :mad: |
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| Nite-Mer |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Jamie clean out your box! :p I sent you a PM that took me like 15 min to write and it didn't work and I lost it all. :mad: |
Yeah. Clean your box! :haha:
Tasteless, but I had to do it. Sorry. :haha: |
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| dj tek |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
I sent you a PM that took me like 15 min to write and it didn't work and I lost it all. :mad: |
:haha: :haha:
awwww. is it the chase ? |
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